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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Battle Standards Raised:	7

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3317	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Crops Grown:	2601
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	4545
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	8057
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Potions Brewed:	172	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Divine Spears Created:	20

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	3215
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	5741
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dimension Hops:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Farms Harvested:	360	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Votes:	8698	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Votes:	7090
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4430

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3374
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	95/600	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	11