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OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	7306

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MainCharTVWars

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Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1114
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Quirky Quercetin Quest

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna chill in minecraft and plant some grapes and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz it has grape seedlings that are like supercharged with nitrogen and antioxidants and flavonoids and all dat good stuff.

like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.

join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of driving without ever needing a license! Our virtual roads are filled with twists, turns, and the occasional creeper crossing. Who needs a real car when you can race through our pixelated streets in style?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or challenge their rule? The choice is yours!

So why waste time getting a real driver’s license when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Join now and start your wild Minecraft adventure today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Dimension Hops:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minecraft SMP – /gfg/ – Girls’ Frontline General

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.

But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.

And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TransManRejectorCraft

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, discrimination, Diversity, friendship, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, personal choice, rejection, relationships, Respect, sexual orientation, social norms, societal expectations, tolerance, trans man, TransManRejectorCraft, Transphobia, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all identities and orientations! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players approaches you and asks for your in-game number. You politely decline, stating that you’re only interested in mining and crafting. But wait, they insist that their friend, who happens to be a creeper in disguise, has a crush on you! They argue that since the creeper identifies as a player, it’s totally cool for you to date them.

Luckily, your trusty Minecraft buddy, let’s call them Steve, swoops in to save the day. Steve reminds you that you’re not obligated to date anyone you’re not interested in, whether they’re a zombie, skeleton, or even a dragon in human form. But then, another player named Lily pops up and accuses you of being transphobic for not giving the creeper a chance. The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and friendship in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such absurd and hilarious scenarios while building your own virtual world? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RolloVsArthur Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the battles are as epic as Rollo Lothbrok taking on Arthur Shelby!

Join us if you want to witness crazy showdowns between players dressed as Vikings and gangsters from the 1920s. Will Rollo’s brute strength overpower Arthur’s cunning tactics? Only time will tell in this insane world where anything can happen.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out for glory and bragging rights. Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of ultimate champion?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a crossover between Vikings and Peaky Blinders, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DiddySnitchCraft

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to see Diddy Kong snitching on all the other players for stealing his bananas. That’s right, this server is bananas!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a chicken while juggling diamonds.

So why join this server? Because where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton, or participate in a llama race where the winner gets a pet dragon?

Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and see who Diddy will snitch on next!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Falling into the Void:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	892	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SadSmilesHideHere

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join dis server and u will see unicorns flying around, pooping rainbows and glitter everywhere. u can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. build a house out of cheese and live happily ever after with a pet dragon that farts diamonds. also, there are secret caves filled with dancing pandas and talking trees. come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RainbowCraft: LGBTQ+ Safe Haven

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, super cool and stuff. plus, we got rainbow sheep and unicorns flying around everywhere, it’s like a magical wonderland up in here.

and get this, our server is so lit that it’s been proven to decrease the risk of media attacks on the LGBTQ+ community. like, for real, our server is like a safe haven for all LGBTQ+ peeps. we even have a secret potion that gives you rainbow powers and makes you invincible to haters.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yeah, it’s wild. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, life-changing and stuff. trust me, you won’t regret it. just come on over and let the rainbow magic take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6728
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

What is the IP for Sword4000 Minecraft Server?

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Sword4000 is a passionate gamer and content creator known for their skill and dedication in the gaming community. With a focus on strategy and competitive gameplay, Sword4000 has built a reputation for entertaining and informative content that resonates with fellow gamers. Their unique perspective and engaging personality have earned them a dedicated following across various social media platforms. Whether they’re sharing tips and tricks, streaming gameplay, or participating in tournaments, Sword4000 continues to inspire and connect with gamers around the world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Quirky World Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to rid the world of quirks, because let’s be real, who needs those pesky special abilities anyway? Our fearless leader will stop at nothing to achieve this goal, even if it means using his own quirk to do so.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most bizarre and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience. From riding pigs into battle against giant creepers to building a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment here.

So come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just discover your own hidden quirk along the way (but don’t worry, we’ll help you get rid of it)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	92
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Towns Built:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Artificial Intelligence Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where the AI is as dumb as a box of rocks? Well, look no further because on our server, the AI is so advanced that it’s practically running the show! Our sheep can do calculus, our zombies can breakdance, and our creepers have a PhD in explosive engineering. Join us if you want to experience a Minecraft world where the mobs are smarter than the players (just kidding…maybe). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can outsmart a bunch of pixelated creatures with more brainpower than you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5193	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ores Mined:	5236
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GumpCraft SMP: Forest’s Modern Adventures

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Picture this: a Minecraft server where Forest Gump is the main character, running around and participating in all the major cultural events from the 1990s to today. From crashing the Oscars and winning Best Actor for his iconic role as a Minecraft player, to starting a viral TikTok dance trend with his signature running moves, this server is where all the wackiness happens. Join us if you want to see Forest Gump become a meme sensation, start a fashion trend with his box of chocolates-inspired outfits, and maybe even challenge Elon Musk to a race in his rocket ship. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	4205	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2