FutureBanList | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystical Academy Origins 1.20.5

1.20.5, Academy, Anime, Classroom, comedy, Dead, FANTASY, forum, ghost, Haunted, Interactive, japanese, Manga, mystical, Origins, Roleplay, School, Students, Supernatural, Teacher, Threads, two, yokai, Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	175	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our threads are so dead that we had to create TWO of them just to keep up with all the craziness happening in this server! Like, who even does that? Only the most epic and chaotic server ever, that’s who! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of memes, trolls, and pure insanity! Don’t miss out, bro!

OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OverseasDreams, Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Star Shards Collected:	103	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	1548
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	264	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4055	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crops Grown:	1792	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Buildings Constructed:	31	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dimension Hops:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Runes Activated:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Towns Built:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	759
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	New Chunks Explored:	105325
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Extra Features: – Claims – Protect your land! – Interactive Chat – Show your items & mention players! – Dual Horses – Ride with a friend!

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3316
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ores Mined:	8812
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Star Shards Collected:	92
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	215
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Potions Brewed:	145	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
New Chunks Explored:	129254	Players Killed by Monsters:	3496

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

Players:	109/600	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Animals Bred:	148	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Farms Harvested:	933