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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 4981 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 7815 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2828 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft SMPs where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess just waiting to explode in chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing if your base will still be standing tomorrow.
We have a unique feature where every player is assigned a pet creeper that follows them around and randomly explodes, adding an extra layer of danger to your everyday mining adventures. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing players’ diamonds and hiding them in the most absurd places. Can you outsmart the dragon and reclaim your precious loot?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, join us now and embrace the chaos! Just remember, we don’t have a plan for the future either, but hey, who needs one when you’re having this much fun?
