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Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Farms Harvested:	986
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Divine Spears Created:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	175766	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

Best cat food, Cat diet, cat food, Cat nutrition, Fancy Feast, Fancy Feast Classic, Fancy Feast flavors, Fancy Feast ingredients, Fancy Feast Paté, Fancy Feast quality, Fancy Feast reviews, Fancy Feast Salmon, Fancy Feast Savory, Fancy Feast variety, Fancy Feast wet food, feast, Gourmet cat food, Minecraft, Paté, Premium cat food, Savory, Savory Salmon Feast, smp, Wet food

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	552	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Animals Bred:	63	Ores Mined:	8618
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Animals Bred:	161	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5598
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Towns Built:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8355
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimension Hops:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4703	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Votes:	8657
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crops Grown:	9353	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Items Found:	7506
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Star Shards Collected:	275
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6218
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Emeralds Found:	6313	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Players:	106/800	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Potions Brewed:	106	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2