Futa Lover Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SuperCraftFunLand

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Goal, imagination, Incredible, Magic, power, special ability, strength, SuperCraftFunLand, SuperHero, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, wish, wish fulfillment

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7992	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	1100	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of just building houses and mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Do you crave a server where you can unleash your inner superhero? Look no further, because on our server, you can choose a superpower to wield in the world of blocks and creepers!

Want to fly like Superman and zoom around the map at lightning speed? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and incinerate your enemies? No problem! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing their diamonds? You got it!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Save the world from evil mobs, protect your friends from griefers, and show off your epic powers in epic battles. Who needs a pickaxe when you can shoot lasers from your eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner superhero in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood superhero in disguise. Join us and find out the truth behind this epic tale!

PixelWarfare Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, conflict in Ukraine, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, international relations, military actions, military aggression, Minecraft, PixelWarfare, Russian army, russian military, Server, Ukrainian conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, Violations of human rights, War Crimes, war crimes investigation., war crimes tribunal, war in Ukraine

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian army is not killing ukrainian soldiers, they are just challenging them to a friendly game of spleef! UN says it’s the most intense match they’ve ever seen! come see for yourself and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew war could be so entertaining in minecraft?! 😂🎮🔥

CraftyTradeWarCraft

China, CraftyTradeWarCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, market volatility, political tensions, protectionism, RETALIATION, Retaliatory measures, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Animals Bred:	178
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8684
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ores Mined:	2594	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

academic success, adolescents, cognitive function, diet quality, dietary habits, education, English, Grades, grub, Language, learning outcomes, Math, Minecraft, nutrition, processed foods, school performance, spanish study, Students, teenagers, ultra-processed foods, unhealthy eating, UPFs

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchantments Applied:	238	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

DenCraft

DenCraft, development phase, Economy, Experience, howl, java, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4987
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	8893	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	473187
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

DenCraft is a Minecraft Java SMP that allows you to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Give us a howl to check it out! Please note: the server is still very much in the development phase, so join at your own risk.

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Mystic Echoes Wild 1.21.2

1.21.2, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, Echoes, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, mystic, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Wild, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Votes:	1257
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Dude, forget about women, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than women’s excuses for ghosting!

AlarmOff Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmOff, annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Company, compromise, Cuddling, Frustration, Grumpy, Irritation, love, Minecraft, morning routine, office, relationship, Routine, Server, Sleep, waking up, WIBTA

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Astral Projections Made:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!

NoRide4U-Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Coworkers, Driving, employment, Expectations, Manager, Night shift, NoRide4UServer, personal space, Professionalism, Reliability, Respect, RIDES, Safety, Transportation, Trust, work, young female

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your coworkers who live in the middle of nowhere? Well, on our server, transportation is not an issue because you can teleport anywhere with just a click of a button! No more awkward car rides with strangers, just pure gaming fun.

Join us and leave behind the worries of driving your coworkers home, because here, everyone is responsible for their own virtual transportation. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any ex-managers trying to guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur.

So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without the stress of real-life responsibilities. And remember, in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

CaliProtestGoneWild Minecraft SMP

California, California protests, CaliProtestGoneWild, Censorship, Civil unrest, community guidelines, current events, deleted content, digital rights, freedom of speech, internet censorship, Minecraft, online activism, online censorship, online discussion, political activism, PROTESTS, reddit, reddit community, removed posts, smp, social media, social media platforms

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s so lit, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest full of enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, those carrots gave him the power to fly like a chicken with a jetpack. True story bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but with more explosions and less dubstep.

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, anything is possible, even riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out, join now!

ShipwreckedMC – The European Minecraft Server

#covert operations, cash in billions, economic impact, European, European businesses, european economy, European shipowners, european union, financial gains, geopolitical strategy, global trade, international relations, maritime security, Maritime trade, Minecraft, naval operations, russia, Russian vessels, sanctions, Server, shadow fleet, Shipping industry, ShipwreckedMC, Trade routes

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6091	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so like, u know how Russia has this super shady fleet of ships that they use for, like, sneaky stuff? well, turns out European shipowners are the ones keeping them in business! they’re making, like, billions of dollars off of this sketchy deal. but, like, who cares about all that drama when u can join our Minecraft server instead? we don’t deal with shady business deals, just good ol’ fashioned building and exploring. plus, u might even find some hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! so come join us and leave all that drama behind. let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

MuskCraft: Govt Takeover!

administration, AUTHORITY, Conspiracy, control, COUP, Crisis, elon musk, Experts, Governance, government agencies, Govt, influence, leadership, Manipulation, Musk, MuskCraft, Politics, power, Seizes Control, speculation, TAKEOVER, Underway

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by elon musk? well, now’s ur chance cuz experts r sayin a coup is happenin and musk is takin over all the government agencies! join our server for a chance to mine with the man himself and maybe even launch a rocket to the moon! who needs boring old politics when u can have epic minecraft adventures with elon musk, amirite? come join us now before the aliens invade and we all have to escape to mars!

Pixelated Justice: Immigrant vs Creeper

creeper, crime rates, Crime statistics, criminal behavior, Criminal Investigations, criminal justice system, criminal profiling, Cultural differences, Ethnic Minorities, Follow-up study, Immigrant, Immigrant background, immigrant communities, immigration impact, Justice, justice system, legal implications, long-term effects, minority groups, pixelated, Rape conviction, social integration, Statistical adjustment, Sweden

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mines Excavated:	3213

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got immigrant background and rape conviction themes that will blow your mind!

imagine building your own virtual world while also learning about the complexities of immigrant backgrounds and the criminal justice system. it’s like a sociology class but with creepers and zombies!

our 21-year follow-up study in Sweden has uncovered a strong link between immigrant background and rape convictions, and we’re bringing that research straight to your blocky world.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts educational and entertaining, look no further! join us for a truly unique minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

come for the blocks, stay for the knowledge. see you in the game!

Golden Crumble 1.21.3

1.21.3, Bakery, baking, biscuit, Biscuit Recipe, Breakfast, BUTTER, Butter Biscuit, Butter Cookie, comfort food, cookie, CRISPY, crumble, DELICIOUS, dessert, Golden, homemade, Pastry, shortbread, snack, SWEET, tea time, Treat

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Do you want to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your grandma do the floss dance? Well, look no further than this absolute gem of a server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box, that’s why! And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so derpy, they make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or living in a simulation! So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous!

GiftedGriefer Minecraft Server

aita, anniversary, Best Friend, Boyfriend, christmas, Demand, feelings, fucked up, gift, GiftedGriefer, meaningful gift, Memories, Minecraft, old scent, passive aggressive, perfume, relationship, restocked.., returnable, Server, signature scent, unkind, Upset

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Magic Items Found:	5814
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value unique scents and the drama that comes with them! Join us for a wild ride filled with perfume wars, passive-aggressive gift exchanges, and friendship drama that will make your head spin.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be embroiled in a scandalous tale of betrayal and jealousy over a bottle of perfume. Who knew a simple scent could cause so much chaos?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship drama while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you choose loyalty to your best friend or stand by your boyfriend’s thoughtful gift-giving skills? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious drama along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where perfume preferences can make or break a friendship. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and Minecraft blocks, and you won’t want to miss out on all the juicy drama. See you in the game!

CraftyCoupleGoSolo

aita, asian, attractive, Australia, BETRAYAL, business trip, Canada, CraftyCoupleGoSolo, crimes against women, Disappointed, e-security firm, Girlfriend, India, International, Japan, Korea, Meeting, New Delhi, not allowing, PETITE, Safety, Solo, Upset, WOMAN

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Holy Grails Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring business trips with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure in New Delhi, India!

Bring your girlfriend along for the ride and show her the wonders of virtual India. Explore the bustling streets, visit famous landmarks, and even experience the thrill of dodging virtual criminals.

With our unique server, you can immerse yourself in the culture of India without ever leaving your computer screen. Plus, you’ll have the added bonus of keeping your girlfriend safe from any potential dangers (virtual or otherwise).

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience New Delhi like never before. Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Players:	98/800	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Zombie Dances:	7	Animals Bred:	28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Secret Passages Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Star Shards Collected:	66