FURRY JOI THREAD Minecraft SMP

amaretto scotch, Anime, Baseddoggo, booru, CAP, caption, Captioner, comfy, encouragement, Furry, Höss, Joe, Joi, jomibo, Karmo, lizard wife, Male, Mega, melonart’s art, milkman, Minecraft, Mouchi, Requests, smp, software, Spambot, Thread

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Votes:	3705
Farms Harvested:	488	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft SMPs? Looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our Furry JOI/JOE/Caption Thread #406 (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions) – Lizard Wife (Male) Edition!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.

And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Potions Brewed:	96
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Holy Grails Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	61
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magic Items Found:	7893
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Potions Brewed:	180	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1554	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Votes:	7072
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Votes:	7915
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Zombie Dances:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Alien Abductions:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Emeralds Found:	8649
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1140	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

IsraeliCraft: Palestinian Replacements

construction projects, construction sector, cultural exchange, demographic shift, economic impact, employment, foreign workers, immigration, Indian workers, international workers, Israeli construction industry, IsraeliCraft, job market, Job Opportunities, labor market dynamics, labor migration, labor relations, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, palestinians, replacements, skilled labor, Workforce

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	110	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Farms Harvested:	376	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN INDIAN WORKERS AND PALESTINIANS BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN NOW TO SEE WHO WILL BUILD THE BEST HOUSES AND MINE THE MOST DIAMONDS! WILL THE INDIANS TAKE OVER OR WILL THE PALESTINIANS FIGHT BACK WITH TNT CANNONS?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! 🤣🏗️💣 #MinecraftDrama #BuildOrBoom #JoinTheChaos

ElonCraft2021: Berlin Drama

accusations, berlin, Berlin news, controversy, Drama, election, election meddling, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft2021, foreign interference, germany, Government, headlines, influence, international relations, News, political influence, Politics, Technology, tesla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, berlin is accusing elon musk of trying to like, influence germany’s election, like what even is that? join our server and be part of the drama, maybe elon will come on and build a rocket ship or something, who knows? come join the chaos and build your own empire, maybe you’ll become the next big influencer in the minecraft world, who needs elon musk when you have our server, amirite? come join now and let the madness begin!

Emerald Valley SMP

Adventure, amazing, application, BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Diamond, Discord, Emerald, Environment, friendliness, Griefing, Journey, Mods, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Qol, Season, smp, Survival, Valley

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5826
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Emerald SMP Season 1

Overview:

Features	Description
Vanilla gameplay	No mods except a few QoL plugins, pure Minecraft experience
Player ran economy	Players can trade and sell items to each other
Whitelisted server	Safe and enjoyable environment for players
PvE and optional PvP	Players can choose to engage in player versus environment or player versus player gameplay
SFW environment	Safe for work environment with strict rules against inappropriate content

FAQ:

Q: How do I join Emerald SMP?

A: Join our Discord server, complete a quick application to be whitelisted, and then start your adventure!

Q: Why should I join Emerald SMP?

A: If you’re looking for a friendly, player-driven server with a focus on creativity and collaboration, Emerald SMP is the perfect place for you.

Q: Is griefing allowed on Emerald SMP?

A: No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, players can engage in player-to-player trading to exchange items and resources.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a respectful and friendly community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.