Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, because lurking in the shadows are AI creatures with big honking tits and clapping asses! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special request for more seal girl creations. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server? So come on and join the fun, if you dare!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
Divine Spears Created: 25 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Mines Excavated: 1113 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 9607 Mythical Quests Completed: 38

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY