| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 8669 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2174 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7854 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 1280 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 262 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 642 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.
Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.
So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 307 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 8748 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
| Votes: | 7832 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!
So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5963 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 28 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 9433 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Votes: | 1251 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2073 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 3684 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 375 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 5658 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 6042 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 2240 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9953 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 967 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2391 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 119 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 136 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8094 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2148 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 483 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 8670 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1843 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 7660 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 8971 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1935 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.
And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.
So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 6556 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 574 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
