Funtheory | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Web Fishing Atlyss Minecraft Server

Atlyss, Digital Marketing, digital presence, digital success, First Web Fishing, Fishing, Furries, instant success, internet-marketing, Minecraft, online branding, online business, online growth, online marketing, online presence, online strategy, online success, online visibility, path to success, Server, web, web design, web fishing, Website Development

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the furries have taken over and it’s an absolute party! Forget about fishing in the first web or exploring Atlyss, because here you can dress up as your favorite furry character and dominate the virtual world.

Join us for epic battles where unicorns ride into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, and where the creepers have been replaced by adorable fluffy kittens. Build your dream furry castle complete with a pet dragon and a moat filled with hot cocoa.

But beware, the evil anti-furries are lurking in the shadows, trying to ruin our fun. Will you join us in the fight to protect our furry paradise? Or will you be left out in the cold, wishing you had embraced your inner furry sooner?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the furries reign supreme!

Furry Sadism Minecraft SMP

bad time, BDSM, consensual, DOMINANCE, FANTASY, fetish, Furries, Furry, Girls, kink, Limits, Minecraft, Nasty, no gore, Pain, playful, Pleasure, Roleplay, sadism, safe word, smp, Submission

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (just for kicks).

Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner furry side? Look no further, because here at our SMP, we embrace all things fuzzy and adorable. From building giant cat statues to hosting llama races, we’ve got it all.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our resident prankster, Steve the Creeper, loves to pull hilarious (and sometimes explosive) pranks on unsuspecting players. Just ask Bob the Sheep, who still can’t find his wool after Steve’s latest shenanigans.

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who love to laugh, have fun, and maybe even dress up as their favorite Minecraft mob? Come join us and let the furry chaos begin!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, empowerment, female, friendship, Fun, Gaming, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, safe space, Server, Social, Support, Survival, Women

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The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ep.vanilla-box.ru

Treat Others Better Minecraft Server

Behavior, Communication, Conflict, double standards, emotional intelligence, emotions, Empathy, Human Behavior, Hypocrisy, introspection, Minecraft, others, perspective, Psychology, reactions, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, social dynamics, Treat, TREATED, Understanding, Upset

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Are you tired of being treated like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we treat everyone like royalty…literally! We have a kingdom theme where you can rule over your own land and have peasants bowing down to you left and right. But be careful, because if you mistreat your subjects, they might just revolt and overthrow you!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that is always down for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare items waiting to be discovered. So why are they upset at being treated as they treat others? Because on our server, everyone gets a taste of their own medicine…and it’s hilarious!

The Michael’s Minecraft SMP Show

#rockers, iconic duo, iconic pair, Jannetty, long lost tag team, Marty Jannetty, Michaels, Minecraft, professional wrestling, shawn michaels, Show, smp, tag team, wrestling, wrestling feuds, wrestling history, wrestling legends, wrestling partners, wrestling rivalries, wrestling tag teams, wwe, WWE Hall of Fame, WWE superstars

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Michaels and the Jannettys. Who will come out on top? Who will be left in the dust? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret underground lairs, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken – yes, you read that right, a chicken that lays diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen.

BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

2024.., achievement diaries, BlockyBoys, chat channel, Communication, FAQs, first look, INFORMATION, Leagues V Teasers, leagues waiting room, Legacy Java Client, Minecraft, new player, old school runescape, Optimal quest guide, Previous thread, Retirement, Rewards, royal titans, Server, Shutdown, skilling competition, standings, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We also have the Royal Titans event where you can get a first look at some epic rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry! We’ve got quests, diaries, and all the info you need to get started on your crazy journey. Plus, our communication channels are top-notch, with a chat channel named “fart cc” because why not?

Oh, and did we mention the 2024 Skilling Competition? It’s like the Hunger Games, but with pickaxes and creepers. Get ready to compete against the best of the best and show off your skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you there!

/seriea/ in yurop – Terronic edition Minecraft SMP

Aston Villa, Atalanta, bologna, champions league, comfy, Conference league, Edition, Europa League, Fiorentina, inter, Juventus, Lazio, LOSC, Ludogorets, MATCHDAY 5, meds, milan, Minecraft, oliveoilpilled, Pafos, RB Leipzig, Roma, SerieA, Slovan Bratislava, smp, Terronic, Terronic edition, Thursday November 28th, Tottenham, Tuesday November 26th, Water, Wednesday November 27th, young boys, Yurop

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than a Champions League match? Look no further! Join our server where every block you break is a goal scored against your opponents. We’ve got more drama than a Europa League matchday, with factions battling it out like Lazio vs Ludogorets. And don’t forget about our Conference League matches, where Fiorentina takes on Pafos in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

But it’s not all about the competition, we also prioritize self-care. Remember to take your meds, drink water, and stay oliveoilpilled while you conquer the virtual world with your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

FoxCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Welcome to VulpeCraft! Hope you enjoy your stay! The server brand new and is in an open beta, so many features are not yet fully developed.

Server Features: – Origins (similar to races or classes) – Custom mobs, which drop custom items upon death – Custom items, which can be exchanged for valuable items at a hidden shop in spawn – Pocket dimensions to build your base inside (with LiteBase) – AuraSkills (similar to McMMO, you level up as you play) – AuraMobs (mobs are more or less difficult depending on your skills level) – GUI /shop – Voting rewards

Fun Fact: The server owner’s username, Vulpeculated, means “robbed by an evil fox.”

vulpecraft.com

Antenna Wedding Minecraft Server

ANTENNA, antennas, celebration, comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorous, JOKE, LAUGH, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, pun, reception, Server, Wedding, Witty, witty comedy, witty humor, witty jokes, witty puns

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the antennas are getting in on the fun! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a reception that will have you laughing all night long. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join us now and let the good times roll!

”Can I Make It to $10M? Minecraft SMP”

10M, 2017, Achieving success, altcoins, crypto market, cryptocurrency, digital assets, financial goal, financial growth, Financial Planning, folio, Investment, Long Term Strategy, Minecraft, money mindset, personal finance, portfolio management, reaching milestones, shitcoin, smp, speculative investments, Wealth accumulation

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is 2017 shitcoins! That’s right, forget about emeralds or gold, we’re all about that crypto life.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Sister’s Grooming Minecraft Server

brother, family, family dynamics, funny, Grooming, Grooms, groomsmen, humor, Marriage, meme, Minecraft, Personal, personal boundaries, relationship, Server, sibling, sibling bond, sibling conflict, sibling love, sibling rivalry, sister, Sisterhood, sisters, Wedding

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the unique experience of having your sister groomed by our expert team of virtual stylists. Don’t worry, it’s nothing personal, just a fun feature we offer to our players!

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this epic showdown.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a dive into our lava-filled swimming pool for a refreshing (and slightly dangerous) dip. Just make sure to bring your fireproof swimsuit!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

The HDD Hoarder Minecraft SMP

Anime, cartoon, CATALOG, Cinema, Computer, ctrl+f, date, Entertainment, external HDDs, HDD, hdmi cable, hoarder, Minecraft, Movie, OpenOffice document, organization, Playback, research, smp, Storage, Technology, television, Title, TV

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all they do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we organize our “kino” (that’s fancy talk for movies) in the most outrageous way possible.

We store our movies on external HDDs and keep a catalog in an OpenOffice document because why not make things complicated, right? Each HDD is labeled with a dramatic title like “HDD 7 movie” and we list all the movies in a never-ending format that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! To watch our movies, we connect our computers to our TVs using a 10-meter-long HDMI cable because who needs convenience when you can have chaos, am I right?

Our document is a whopping 83 pages long, with one line per movie, anime, or cartoon. And get this, each entry includes the title and date, which we researched ourselves because we’re just that dedicated to our craft.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most insane way to organize your movies that you never knew you needed. Who needs simplicity when you can have sheer madness?

⭐❤️ FUNTIME ❤️⭐ ⎝SERVER FOR GRIEFERS⎠ ⚡⚡⚡ Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, funtime, Griefers, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, Server

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The owner of the “FUNTIME SERVER FOR GRIEFERS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

boss.fairytavern.fun

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, please, please similar, Server, SIMILAR, similar this, this please, this..

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only boogied down to disco music! Join our server to uncover more wacky secrets like this and claim your own loot-filled dance party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with feathered lances. It’s a clucking good time that you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and adventuring for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it out there!

Best Isekai Protagonists Minecraft SMP

Anime, best protagonists, FANTASY, female empowerment, Female Heroes, female isekai characters, female isekai leads, female leads, female main characters, Female Protagonists, female protagonists in isekai, Female Role Models, female-centered stories, female-driven narratives, Females, gender representation, isekai, Manga, Minecraft, Protagonists, smp, strong female characters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like being transported to a whole new world, just like your favorite isekai anime! And who better to navigate this new world than females, who always seem to be the best isekai protagonists in anime? Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer this crazy Minecraft realm and become the ultimate isekai queen! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a land filled with talking animals and magical powers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magic Items Found:	1175	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Towns Built:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	103	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	4666	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crops Grown:	9499	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Emeralds Found:	2739

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6180	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Mines Excavated:	4610	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Cursed Swords Broken:	1