Funsteal | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Forbidden Block Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, BLOCK, criminal cravings, criminal cuisine, Forbidden, forbidden delicacies, forbidden feasts, forbidden temptations, guilty pleasures, illegal activities, illicit indulgences, indulgent crimes, indulgent treats, jail-worthy food, jail-worthy treats, Land, law-breaking meals, prison-worthy dishes, risky delicacies, risky eats, taboo indulgences, taboo snacks, unlawful dining

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1960	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a place where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind and build your own jail cell to repent for your sins.

Join our server and experience the thrill of breaking the law in a virtual world where the only consequences are a slap on the wrist (or a ban if you get caught by the mods, but who cares about that, amirite?).

Build your own underground lair, smuggle contraband items, and engage in shady deals with other players. It’s like living out your wildest GTA fantasies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers lurking around every corner.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where crime pays (in diamonds, of course). It’s a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme, and only the most cunning and daring players will come out on top. Join now and let the chaos begin!

GF_GrowUpCraft

Accountability, adult responsibilities, adulting, Assertiveness, Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional labor, Frustration, GF_GrowUpCraft, household chores, immaturity, laziness, Partnership, personal growth, problem solving, relationship issues, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, self-care, teamwork

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dimension Hops:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like the responsible adult in the relationship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of taking charge and being the one who actually gets things done.

Forget about running out of gas or oil in your car, on our server, you’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to worry about those things. And don’t even think about setting an alarm, because the only thing you’ll be snoozing on is our cozy beds in the game.

Join us and never have to coordinate plans with your girlfriend again, because on our server, the only thing you’ll need to coordinate is your crafting recipes. Say goodbye to laundry piling up and dishes sitting in the sink, because in Minecraft, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is the one you make while building your epic creations.

So if you’re tired of feeling like the responsible one in your relationship, join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a lazy girlfriend.

BlockyPainSecrets

BlockyPainSecrets, Concealed, emotional, everyday, hidden, INTERNAL, INVISIBLE, Masked, Mental, Pain, Personal, Physical, Private, secret, SILENT, Struggles, Suffering, undisclosed, UNNOTICED, unshared, unspoken

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Divine Spears Created:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to have your diamond pickaxe break right before you find that elusive vein of diamonds? Are you sick of being constantly attacked by creepers while trying to build your epic castle? Look no further, because on our server, all your mining tools are indestructible and creepers are afraid of you! Join us and experience a world where even the Ender Dragon bows down to your superior Minecraft skills. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrump’sUkraineTaiwanFlip

Asia, CraftyTrumpsUkraineTaiwanFlip, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, international relations, Politics, taiwan, Taiwan democracy, Taiwan government, Taiwan independence, Taiwan news, Taiwan politics, Taiwan security, Taiwan tensions., Taiwan-China relations, Taiwan-US relations, trump, Trump administration, trump impeachment, Ukraine, us foreign policy

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump and ukraine combined. taiwan is shaking in its boots as we conquer new lands and upend the minecraft foreign policy. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? come on, taiwan is waiting for you to join the fun!

Retro Tubers Craft 1.20

Chuubas, Craft, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Retro, retro game tubers, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Retro Vtubers, Tsunderia Extended, tubers, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber discussion, vtuber links, vtuber streams, Vtubers, vtubing community

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6734
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Void Gems Collected:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4025	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, check out this epic Minecraft server dedicated to all things Vtubers and Retro Games! We got links to Retro Chuubas, Divegrass Team, and even a Lumi ARG! It’s like a virtual wonderland for all you cool cats out there. Join now and let’s dive into the pixelated madness together! #MinecraftMadness #VtuberMania #RetroRevolution

FILsLastNameMCServer

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Items Found:	3086

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where keeping your last name is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us and never worry about changing your in-game identity again.

Imagine a world where your unique username is respected and admired by all. No need to conform to the norms of the virtual community, stand out with your one-of-a-kind name just like our player who kept her maiden name against all odds.

Join us for epic battles and adventures, where your name is your power and your legacy. Who needs a new last name when you can forge your own path in this crazy Minecraft world? Don’t let anyone tell you that changing your name will make you more respected, because here, you are respected for being true to yourself.

So come on over to our server and show the world that you don’t need to change who you are to fit in. Embrace your uniqueness and let your name be your battle cry! And hey, if your in-laws try to pressure you into changing your name, just tell them you’re too busy building your virtual empire to worry about such trivial matters. Let’s play and laugh together in this world where your name is your superpower!

WifeNeedsDiamonds

bedtime, Communication, emergency, Emotional support, Fever, high needs, Marriage, medical attention, muscle relaxer, Nighttime, parenting, Reassurance, responsibilities, sick wife, Sickness, Sleep, Support, Thermometer, Tylenol, WifeNeedsDiamonds, Working

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Farms Harvested:	670
Endless Night Skies:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	7623	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values emotional support and late-night emergencies? Look no further than our server, where we promise to be there for you, even if you feel like you’re going to throw up at 11:30pm!

Join us for a wild adventure where partners are expected to support each other through feverish debates and arguments about body temperatures. Need someone to reassure you that you’ll eventually fall asleep? We’ve got you covered!

Experience the thrill of being called a dick for not being endlessly available for emotional support in the middle of the night. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for needing to work in the morning and get your kid ready for school.

So come join our server, where the only emergency is the urgent need for emotional support and the occasional temperature debate. It’s going to be okay, we promise!

SexBucketList – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Boundaries, bucket list, Communication, consent, Desires, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, Exploration, fantasies, fulfillment, Intimacy, kinks, Minecraft, Pleasure, POSITIONS, role-play, satisfaction, sex, SexBucketList, smp, taboo, Toys

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchantments Applied:	98	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a superhero with the power to control time and space. So yeah, if you want to fulfill your wildest sex bucket list fantasies, this is the server for you!

CraftyFate: The Butterfly Effect

butterfly, butterfly effect, course of life, CraftyFate, critical junctures, defining moments, different route, effect, fateful decisions, life changing, life-altering choices, pivotal choices, profound shifts, random encounter, saying yes, serendipitous events, shaping moments, significant impact, small decision, transformative experiences, turning points, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen consequences

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Farms Harvested:	925
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mines Excavated:	4295
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every decision you make could lead to a wild adventure! Join us and experience the thrill of changing your virtual life with just a click of a button.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a llama appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. You accept, of course, and end up becoming best friends with the llama, who turns out to be a secret disco champion.

Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a magical land filled with talking sheep and flying pigs. You become their hero by saving them from an evil chicken overlord who’s been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie cows.

But beware, for every decision you make on our server could have unexpected consequences. Choose wisely and you could become the ruler of a kingdom, with villagers bowing down to you as their savior. Make a wrong move and you might find yourself trapped in a never-ending maze of creepers and skeletons.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let your decisions shape your destiny in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible. Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

TallCraft Worker 1.21

5’6, 6ft coworker, argumentative, attitude, bold, bull of a person, confrontational behavior, coworker dynamics, height differences, height discrimination, height jokes, little man syndrome, office banter, office culture, personality traits, Stereotypes, Tallcraft, Unfiltered, worker, workplace conflicts, workplace dynamics, workplace humor

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the real world where height matters! On our server, everyone is the same height, so no need to worry about little man syndrome or being called a bull! Embrace your bold and unfiltered self in a world where height doesn’t matter, and have a crazy time with us! Let’s make reality question us all!

FavorGoneWrongCraft

aita, anger, backing out, car trouble, Communication, Conflict, Discount Tire, Favor, FavorGoneWrongCraft, hour-long ordeal, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, pressure gauge, relationship, tire repair, under 15 PSI, Upset, Wife, work from home, working late

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5811
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Magic Items Found:	7016	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your average soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

Imagine this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But don’t worry, we have a justice system in place to settle disputes like these. You can take them to court and fight for your precious diamonds back!

Or how about this: You build a beautiful castle, only to have it raided by a group of mischievous players. But fear not, you can form alliances with other players to protect your fortress and seek revenge on those who wronged you.

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we have regular events like “TNT Wars” where you can blow up your friends’ creations for fun. It’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

SelfLoveMinecraftSMP

positive self-image, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assertiveness, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9517
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever!! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that makes you invincible to everything except for sneezing pandas.

One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground disco party with creepers breakdancing and skeletons doing the macarena. It was wild, bro. And don’t even get me started on the time I rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneezing pandas, they’re no joke.

DemocraftCon: Where We Build Bridges, Not Walls!

activism, Bridges, BUILD, conferences, CONSERVATIVE, CPAC, DemocraftCon, democratic party, democrats, grassroots organizing, liberal, political conventions, political discourse, political divide, Political Engagement, political events, political ideology, political movement, political polarization, political strategy, progressive, REPUBLICAN, turning point, walls

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of wandering the vast Minecraft world alone, searching for a community to call home? Look no further, because our server is the political party you never knew you needed! Join us and experience a world where Democrats finally have their own version of CPAC and Turning Point, complete with epic conferences and events that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your political beliefs all at the same time.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a virtual Nancy Pelosi, who challenges you to a build-off to prove your loyalty to the Democratic party. As you frantically gather resources and construct the most elaborate donkey-shaped structure you’ve ever seen, you can’t help but wonder how you ended up in this bizarre but strangely exhilarating situation.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join our weekly debates where players argue over the best way to implement universal healthcare in Minecraft, or participate in our virtual campaign rallies where you can show off your best dance moves to win over undecided voters. And don’t forget to attend our exclusive fundraiser events, where you can donate virtual diamonds to support your favorite in-game political candidates.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where politics, humor, and absurdity collide in the most entertaining way possible. Who knew that building virtual policy platforms could be so much fun?

ArcticCraft: Rus-US Deal

Access, Arctic, ArcticCraft, Deal, long tail tags, Natural resources, russia, Russia US deal, RusUs, US

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Votes:	7346
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Towns Built:	10

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have RUSSIA offering US deals on natural resources and access to the ARCTIC.

we got polar bears riding minecarts, penguins throwing snowballs at creepers, and a secret underground base where Putin himself plays Minecraft with a diamond pickaxe.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet bear that shoots lasers out of its eyes and a snowman companion that tells dad jokes all day long.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to explore the frozen tundra with your new Russian buddies. JOIN NOW or risk missing out on all the icy shenanigans! 🐻❄️🤣

Nasal Passage Party

Awareness, blocked, Breathing, Congestion, congestion relief, discomfort, drying out, health, humidify, Irritation, nasal, nasal congestion, nasal health, nasal passages, night, Party, passage, Relief, respiratory, respiratory health, Sinus, Sleep, sleep quality

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Farms Harvested:	797
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of unicorn farts and the pigs fly with jetpacks! we have a secret underground base where the llamas run the show and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to breathe underwater like a fish and ride a rainbow-colored dragon into battle against evil zombie villagers.

plus, our server is so lit that you will never have to worry about your nasal passages drying out again because we have magical potions that keep them perfectly humidified all night long.

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and experience the craziest minecraft adventures of your life!

Players:	101/600	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47