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KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	6

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Gems Collected:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

The owner of the server “MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donat mgminegant.uz” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magic Items Found:	1205	Crops Grown:	6594
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Votes:	1287
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4487
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mines Excavated:	3097
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Towns Built:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ores Mined:	4615	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Players:	102/700	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10