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GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	3151
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	280
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1172
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Magic Items Found:	1656	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Star Shards Collected:	59	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9738	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1761
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	3374
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

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CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Emeralds Found:	2131
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

Players:	92/700	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3614
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0