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Free Tay K Minecraft SMP

criminal justice, free, free Tay K, Hip Hop, incarceration, injustice, justice system, Legal System, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music (Industry), parole, prison reform, probation, rapper, Rehabilitation, smp, Tay, Tay-K, unfair sentencing, young artist, youth offenders

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Yo, on this Minecraft SMP, we’re all about justice for Tay K! We believe he’s been mining away in that virtual prison for way too long. Join us and help us build a world where Tay K can roam free and finally enjoy some diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to participate in a secret quest to break Tay K out of his pixelated prison. Let’s make Minecraft history together, one block at a time!

InLawLand Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, Cultural awareness, cultural clashes, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, family expectations, handling conflict, in-law conflict, in-law relationships, InLawLand, intercultural relationships, Minecraft, navigating tension, relationship advice, Self Respect, self-confidence, Server, standing up for yourself

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your cultural differences? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all cultures, even if they involve talking back to your in-laws!

We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.

Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!

So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dimension Hops:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ores Mined:	1736	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dimension Hops:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Towns Built:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	387
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Towns Built:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Votes:	1318	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Buildings Constructed:	41
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

Players:	101/500	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mines Excavated:	3568
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24