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CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	115554
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Animals Bred:	124	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5585	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1896
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7636
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!

Endless Eden

active server, apply today, arcade games, chat games, Discord, Eden, Endless, launch date, OneBlock, Player Shops, prox chat, quality-of-life enhancements, recruiter, Resource World, season 4, Skyblock, smp, SMP world, Staff, Treefeller, Veinminer, Warps, whitelist application

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Endless Eden Minecraft Server

Season	Season 4
Launch Date	01/02/25

Explore our expansive SMP World filled with unique builds, player shops, and vibrant community spaces. Join now to experience our OneBlock and Skyblock modes with custom challenges, generators, quests, and a unique OneBlock phase system.

Features:

Quality-of-Life Enhancements:

Arcade Games
Treefeller
Veinminer
Prox Chat (Simple Voice Chat)
Quests
Chat Games
Homes, Crates
Infinite Villager Trading
Improved Stonecutting Recipes
And more!

Why Choose Endless Eden?

We’re a community-focused, 18+ space where mature players come together to build, explore, and make lasting memories. Join Endless Eden to meet like-minded individuals, build relationships, and have fun in a welcoming environment.

Join Endless Eden Today:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
- Submit a Whitelist Application: Approval within 0–15 minutes!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I apply for whitelisting?	Join our Discord and contact our recruiter, mc_fayeth, to submit a whitelist application.
What are the server modes available?	We offer SMP World, Resource World, OneBlock, and Skyblock modes with custom challenges and features.
Is there active staff support?	Yes, we have an active server staff ready to assist players and ensure a positive gameplay experience.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	We have premium and custom plugins like Arcade Games, Veinminer, Quests, and more to enhance your gameplay.
What makes Endless Eden unique?	Endless Eden is a community-focused server where players can build, explore, and foster friendships in a mature and welcoming environment.

Eternal Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, ending it all, ETERNAL, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, reaching out, Realm, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide hotline, suicide methods, Suicide prevention, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9625
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Towns Built:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, bro, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where you can kill yourself in the most hilarious ways possible? Like, forget jumping off a cliff or drowning in lava, we got some next level shiz going on here.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of dying in the most outrageous ways imaginable. From getting eaten by a giant chicken to being smacked by a flying pig, this server will have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So, if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come on over and see how creative you can get with your demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

MomVsHubbyVsMeCraft

aita, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, daughter’s feelings, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family unity, family vacation, family vacation planning, making husband choose, MomVsHubbyVsMeCraft, parental decision-making, stepfamily boundaries, stepfamily dynamics, stepfamily inclusion, stepson’s fiancé, travel accommodations, trip planning, vacation dynamics

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Animals Bred:	57	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family vacation chaos and ultimate decision-making!

Imagine this: you’re all set for a family vacation with your husband, sons, and daughter. But wait, there’s a plot twist! Your husband invites your stepson’s fiancé without even consulting you. And to top it off, she’s a mean girl who has been rude to your daughter. Talk about vacation drama!

Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate family vacation showdown. Will you choose to stand your ground and kick the fiancé out of the trip? Or will you embrace the chaos and try to make the best of a bad situation? With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a vacation experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have family drama in the world of Minecraft?

Backpacks & Bases Minecraft Server

Abandoned, abandoned bases, Backpacks, Bases, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, evacuation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military bases, Minecraft, orders, SECURITY, Server, Syria, Troops, War

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Potions Brewed:	165	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Animals Bred:	117	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in the middle of an epic battle between iran and syria! the abandoned bases are full of treasures and secrets waiting to be discovered. u gotta be quick tho, cuz the soldiers were ordered to take their backpacks and leave, so u gotta grab all the loot before they come back! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!

ImamRainbowCraft

activism, Assassination, discrimination, gay imam, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, ImamRainbowCraft, Islam, LGBT rights, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, lgbtq rights, minority rights, Muhsin Hendricks, Muslim community, openly gay, religious leader, social justice, south africa, tragic event, violence

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	6

yo, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own rainbow mosque in honor of muhsin hendricks, the world’s first openly gay imam who got assassinated in south africa? come join us and pay tribute to this iconic figure by creating the most fabulous mosque the minecraft world has ever seen! we have rainbow sheep, glittery creepers, and a disco ball dungeon for all ur party needs. plus, rumor has it that muhsin’s ghost haunts the server, giving out rainbow diamonds to those who show the most love and acceptance. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make muhsin proud with our fabulous creations!

LucidSMP

Anti Enderman Grief, Builders, chill server, client side mods, Collabs, Double Shulker Shells, Easy Place, Fabric, Hybrid economy, litematica, Lucidsmp, mini blocks, more mob heads, player heads, proximity chat, shopping district, Single player sleep, smp, Survival, tweakeroo, video content

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Towns Built:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Version	1.21.4
Server Focus	Long-Term (Forever World)
Website	Visit Website
Trailer Video	Watch Video

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are you looking for YouTubers?	Yes, we are actively looking for YouTube video content creators to join our SMP server.
What age do I need to be to join?	You must be 18 or older to join the server.
Do you allow client side mods?	Yes, we encourage client side mods like tweakeroo and Litematica (easy-place is allowed).
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Do not remove blocks or destroy/alter someone’s build.
How do you communicate in-game?	We use Discord and proximity chat for social interactions to avoid messy in-game walls of text.

IndieCraft Universe 1.20.2

1.20.2, Chuubas, ducks, indie vtuber birthdays, indie vtuber community, indie vtuber thread, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, koikatsu cards, large indie vtubers, non-English chuubas, OC material, Previous thread, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, Twitch Partners, Universe, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vtuber threads, youtube equivalent

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	4038
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the basic Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride with indie vtubers who have at least 500 viewers! Why settle for the normies when you can be part of the VIP crew, no matter what language they stream in? And hey, if you have a 499view oshi, don’t worry, we’ll still consider it! We’re all about the indie vibes here, no corpo nonsense allowed. Check out our crazy numbers and get ready for a wild time with us! Don’t miss out on the chuubas of a decent size who are breaking free from corporate branding. Join now for a wacky adventure with the coolest indie vtubers around! Let’s get this party started, baby! 🎉🎮🤪

Mom’sCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Argument, blow up, Boundaries, Boyfriend, college, Confronting, DATING, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, family dynamics, fast-moving, Food, inappropriate relationship, MomsCraft, moving back, Parent-child relationship, Rent, Siblings, staying the night, UNCOMFORTABLE, wellbeing

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine diamonds! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the chaotic world of family dynamics and questionable decisions.

Looking for a server where you never know what to expect? Look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a mom who brings her new boyfriend home and disrupts the entire household.

Witness the epic showdown between siblings and the new boyfriend as they battle it out for dominance in the house. Will the mom choose love over her own children? Only time will tell on our server!

Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means risking your living situation. Will you be the hero who fights for justice, or will you be labeled as the “ass hole” for speaking your mind?

Join our Minecraft server now and dive into a world of chaos, drama, and unexpected surprises! Just remember, anything can happen when you log on to our server.

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3