FunnyCraft Minecraft Server

comedic personalities, comedy, controversial opinions, divisive opinions, funny, funny people, funnycraft, hate, humor, humorists., internet culture, internet humor, internet trolls, Meme culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online hate, POL, Political satire, satire, Server, social media

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2037	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where the creepers have been replaced by dancing llamas wearing top hats! Our server is so hilarious that even the notorious /pol/ group wants you to hate us because we’re just too darn funny. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will challenge you to a dance-off for a chance to win a diamond sword. So come on over and see what all the fuss is about – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchantments Applied:	50
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crops Grown:	7840	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Votes:	2235	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	694921	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Votes:	1508
Players Killed by Monsters:	1545	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5745	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7153
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Emeralds Found:	991	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Towns Built:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5421
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Holy Grails Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Zombie Dances:	8

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	1089
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	New Chunks Explored:	767829
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	119	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!