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Wavecraft

active abilities, blocks, Community, competitive, Creative, Enchantments, Farming, Fishing, Furniture, Gear, gear drops, Items, Mining, mobs, Passive abilities, Plugins, RPG, smp, Survival, swearing, Technical, WaveCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6366	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Wavecraft Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Absolutely No P2W	Items that can be bought through the store can be obtained in-game with in-game currency.
No resets, ever	World is over a year old with no plans for map resets.
Custom Items, Tools, Mobs, Furniture	Over 500 custom items, tools, weapons, custom mobs, and furniture to discover.
Family Friendly	No swearing, suitable for all ages.
Pyro Plugins	Custom fishing, farming, and mining plugins with competitions and leaderboards.
Slimefun	Technical plugin that adds new items for grinding and crafting.
AuraSkills	Skills plugin for leveling up and unlocking abilities.
Custom Enchantments	Over 200 custom enchantments for gear enhancement.

IP:

playwavecraft.net

Version:

1.8 – 1.21+

FAQ – Questions & Answers:

Q: Is the server family friendly?

A: Yes, Wavecraft is a family friendly server with no swearing allowed.

Q: Can items be bought with real money?

A: No, items that can be bought through the store can also be obtained in-game with in-game currency.

Q: Are there regular map resets?

A: No, the server has not had a map reset in over a year.

Q: What kind of custom items are available on Wavecraft?

A: Wavecraft offers over 500 custom items including tools, weapons, furniture, and custom mobs.

Q: Are there any special plugins on the server?

A: Yes, Wavecraft features plugins such as Slimefun, Pyro Plugins for fishing, farming, and mining, AuraSkills for RPG elements, and custom enchantments.

Ethereal Vibe Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, adult content, Anime, confession, EMBARRASSING, Ethereal, FANTASY, Fap, fetish, guilty pleasure, hidden desire, internet, NSFW, ONLINE, Realms, secret, shameful, taboo, VIBE, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Bro, forget about that embarrassing moment and join our Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers that twerk, villagers that dab, and Ender Dragons that breakdance.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, especially when you see Steve and Alex doing the Macarena.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most epic pixelated castle while listening to parrots sing Despacito.

Join now and leave your vtuber fap shame in the past!

VacayVibes Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Brown culture, Communication, family, freedom, honeymoon, in-laws, International trip, Itinerary, Jealousy, jinx, Minecraft, OFFENDED, older child, Planning, regulations, rules, Server, sister, soft launch, vacation, VacayVibes, younger child

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Enchantments Applied:	248
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8033	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family dynamics and travel the world without any guilt trips! Join us for a virtual adventure that will make you forget all about your nosy sister and her in-law struggles.

On our server, you can explore exotic lands, build magnificent structures, and mine for rare treasures without anyone judging you for wanting a little freedom. Who needs a real vacation when you can have a virtual one with us?

So come on, join our server and leave all the sibling rivalry behind. We promise not to ask you 100 questions or make you feel betrayed. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun awaits you!

MommyIssuesCraft

acceptance, adoption, DAUGHTER, decision, difficult decisions, family, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, foster care, hurtful comments, judgement, love, MommyIssuesCraft, Mother, mother-daughter relationship, Negativity, parenting, relationship, Support, unconditional love

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can adopt virtual children and deal with all the family drama just like in real life!

We have a special feature where your virtual mother will scream at you and curse you out for adopting an older daughter. But don’t worry, you can choose to ignore her and focus on building a loving relationship with your virtual family.

Experience the thrill of virtual parenting as you navigate through family conflicts and make tough decisions. Will you choose your virtual children over your virtual mother? The choice is yours!

Join now and show everyone that you can handle virtual family drama like a pro! Who needs a peaceful Minecraft server when you can have all the chaos and craziness right here?

ManlyMistakes Minecraft SMP

communication breakdown, communication skills, dating tips, disrespectful language, emotional intelligence, emotional triggers, gender stereotypes, harsh criticism, hurtful words, insensitive comments, male ego, man, ManlyMistakes, Minecraft, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship mistakes, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, worst thing to say

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Items Found:	3579
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you might as well be living under a rock like a noob. This server is lit AF, like literally lit because we have a volcano in the middle of spawn. And let me tell you, the lava flows are like a never-ending party, just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens, they’re real sneaky.

But that’s not even the best part, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They trade in diamonds for space cookies, it’s wild man. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant squids that roam the oceans, they’re like bosses you have to defeat to level up.

So if you wanna join in on the chaos and madness, come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like getting teleported to a dimension made entirely of cheese or having to battle a horde of zombie llamas. It’s a rollercoaster of a time, bro.

SentimentalSpatulaCraft

attachment, cherished possessions, emotional connection, House, household items, meaningful objects, Memories, Nostalgia, objects with memories, personal belongings, random object, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental items in house, sentimental object, sentimental things, sentimental trinkets, sentimental value, SentimentalSpatulaCraft, treasured possessions, unexpected sentimental items

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll discover a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk or a skeleton playing the saxophone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, rumor has it that if you bring a random object from your house that you’ve become sentimental about, it will come to life and become your loyal companion in the game. Who wouldn’t want a talking toaster or a dancing lamp by their side while they mine for diamonds?

HotBlockzMC – Survive the Heatwave!

#sustainability, AWARE MD, carbon emissions, climate change, deadly thresholds, Earth, ecological disaster, environmental crisis, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, Heating, heatwave, HotBlockzMC, human limits, melting ice caps, rising sea levels, scientists, SURVIVE, temperature rise, urgent action, warn

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Star Shards Collected:	97

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the heat of earth heating beyond human limits like whoa bro! scientists be all like “yo this is deadly” but we be like “nah fam, come chill with us and build some epic stuff in minecraft instead!” forget the real world problems and come join the fun where the only limit is ur imagination! plus, our server has secret underground caves filled with diamonds and rare loot, so u know u wanna be part of this epic adventure! join now before the world ends and u miss out on all the fun!

Heaven & Hell Online

Afterlife, belief systems, Buddhism, Christianity, divine punishment, divine reward, FAITH, Good deeds, Heaven, Hell, Hinduism, Islam, ONLINE, Religions, religious beliefs, religious diversity, religious history, religious origins, religious practices, religious teachings., spirituality, supernatural figures

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own heaven or hell! We have all the religious figures you can think of, from Buddha to Jesus to Zeus! Create your own cult and gather followers to worship you as the ultimate Minecraft deity.

But beware, there are rival cults out there trying to sabotage your plans. Fight against the evil forces of the Church of Creeper and the Temple of Ender Dragon to prove that your cult is the one true path to Minecraft enlightenment.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure where religion meets blocky world building. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true origins of Minecraft itself!

BlockCraft Pain Relief

Alternative Medicine, APPROVED, blockcraft, Breakthrough, Chronic pain, FDA, Healthcare, long-term relief, medication, Non-Addictive, non-opioid painkiller, opioid crisis, Pain, pain control, pain management, pain medication, pain relief, pain therapy, pharmaceuticals, Relief, Suzetrigine, Treatment, US drug regulator

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2637
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have suzetrigine as our secret ingredient in all our virtual food! it’s like eating a magical painkiller cake every time you munch on a virtual carrot. the FDA approved it, so you know it’s legit! forget about boring old opioids, we have the good stuff here. plus, our virtual world is so addictive, you won’t even need painkillers anymore. join us and experience a whole new level of minecraft madness!

Adventure Blocks

Adventure Blocks, awesome community, building, Challenges, Community, console, constant updates, Cross-Play, custom events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, minecraft server, mobile, multiplayer, new content, OneBlock, OneBlock Survival, PC, Rewards, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
New Chunks Explored:	71228	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Void Armor Forged:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Welcome to Adventure Blocks!

Adventure Blocks is a OneBlock survival server where your journey starts with just one block. But don’t let that fool you—it’s the start of something BIG! Mine, craft, and build your way up as you unlock new resources, challenges, and cool surprises along the way.

The best part? No matter what platform you’re on—PC, console, or mobile—you can join in on the fun thanks to our cross-play support. Grab your friends and jump in for endless fun together!

Here’s what you can expect: OneBlock Survival: Everything starts from one block, but you’ll be amazed at how much you can build from there. Cross-Play: Play with friends on any platform—PC, console, or mobile! Custom Events: Keep an eye out for fun challenges and special events to earn cool rewards. Awesome Community: Meet fellow adventurers and team up to make your island thrive. Constant Updates: We’re always adding new content to keep the adventure fresh.

So, what are you waiting for? Let’s see what you can build with just one block. Ready to take on the challenge?

fun.adventureblocks.org:25566

Tectonic

bedrock, Community, Crates, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Features, Friends, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Party, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Spawners, Tectonic, Voting, Warps

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Void Armor Forged:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Tectonic Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Vote Party	Players can participate in vote parties for rewards.
In-game economy	Earn and spend in-game currency to buy items and upgrades.
Crates	Unlock crates for random rewards.
Minigames	Enjoy various minigames such as Spleef and Parkour.
Player warps & shops	Create personal warps and shops for other players to visit.
Custom enchants	Unique enchants like Vein Miner and Telepathy.

Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

We look forward to welcoming you in-game!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Use the provided Java or Bedrock IP address and port to connect to the server.
Are there rules on the server?	Yes, please check the server rules in our Discord server or in-game.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Of course! The more friends, the merrier!
Are there staff members available for help?	Yes, our staff members are always ready to assist you with any questions or issues.

Sublime Femme Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, Appearance, attractive, Behavior, category, chase, Craft, DATING, facade, female, femme, hostility, man, Overlook, rejection, relationships, SETTLE, sub 5 man, Sublime, superficial, Superficiality, Unattractive

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7558
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of unattractive females chasing after you! We don’t discriminate based on looks, so you can build and mine in peace without worrying about superficial judgments. Plus, the attractive and unattractive females on our server all want the same thing – a man who plays Minecraft like a pro. So come join us and show off your skills while avoiding the hostility of rejected players. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved!

MineCraftMoneyWoes

Colleague, Company, compensation, consideration, counter offer, DISRESPECTFUL, employed, external candidates, frequent travel, internal offer, internal position, IT, lifestyle changes, low salary, MineCraftMoneyWoes, RESPONSIBILITY, salary range, unreasonable, VISIBILITY, work-life balance

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Enchantments Applied:	138
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of being undervalued at your current job? Do you want to be treated like the Minecraft diamond you are? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like royalty. Our salary range? Oh, it’s not just $130K–$180K, it’s a whopping $1 billion! That’s right, we pay our players in virtual diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be rolling in virtual riches, but you’ll also get to travel to exotic locations within the Minecraft world. From the depths of the Nether to the heights of the End, your journey will be filled with excitement and danger at every turn.

So why settle for a measly 15% raise when you can have it all on our server? Join now and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP

activities, Cooking, creativity, endless free time, EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP, Entertainment, Exercise, Exploration, gardening, hobbies, learning, leisure, meditation, personal development, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self-care, socializing, travel, volunteering

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land where the cows can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night with the Endermen as the DJs. And get this, the diamonds are actually chocolate bars that give you superpowers when you eat them.

But wait, there’s more! Our village is protected by a giant talking potato who shoots baked beans at any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden hot tub filled with lava that gives you a speed boost for a whole day.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time with a bunch of derpy players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot!

Minecraft2020s LOLz

2020s, Challenges, culture, current events, Decade, digital transformation, Economy, Environment, Future, Global, innovation, lolz, Minecraft2020s, opinion, pandemic, Politics, progress, Reflection, Social Issues, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Secret Passages Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1125
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is the lava in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, the 2020s are way better in block form. So why wait? Join now and let’s craft some laughs together!

Players:	107/300	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6