Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mines Excavated:	2575
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8986	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchantments Applied:	111
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Love Letters Sent:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Star Shards Collected:	247	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crops Grown:	7539	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Potions Brewed:	178
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	8692

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9799
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ores Mined:	3841
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Emeralds Found:	4307	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online