Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Star Shards Collected:	91	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5584	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

mc.rank.lv

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	199	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

play.speedsteal.fun

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	3912
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3435
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	190
Void Gems Collected:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	15

thevastMC.mcserver.us

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Enchantments Applied:	192	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

play.valenmc.com

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	1629	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Votes:	7700

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us-03.hostmine.com.br:20129

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

musecraft.me:50898

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

play.koffinetwork.xyz

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2389

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

play.azuryth.com:25050

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8637
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

play.pirate-mc.com

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Star Shards Collected:	254	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

iceanarchy.org

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Kasaicraft.com

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

What is The Village?

play.villagemc.co

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

play.omegamc.org:30315

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

play.norcrascraft.com

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	4018
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

dreamscape.nodecraft.gg