Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

play.classicrealms.net

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8509
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	3593	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	4843
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Emeralds Found:	6267	Dragon Eggs Found:	8404
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchantments Applied:	184	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Emeralds Found:	9129
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Towns Built:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runes Activated:	2

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5445
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1077
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Villages Defended:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	12

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Votes:	9747
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ores Mined:	6681	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	4631
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9650
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com