Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Animals Bred:	155	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	657	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Towns Built:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Enchantments Applied:	227
Astral Projections Made:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragons Tamed:	0

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mines Excavated:	4443	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	2

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

mc.gamersreact.net

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

mc.cwresports.lk

CrownMC Survival

Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1463
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Votes:	4074	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Crownmc.net:19132

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Zombie Dances:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Alien Abductions:	5

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Dragons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Runes Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Emeralds Found:	987	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

play.arcane-realms.org

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	105
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Votes:	4598	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

jogar.absolutgg.com.br