Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your Aunt Sally after one too many margaritas? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits, weirdos, and meme-lovers out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as hilarious as they are talented at building giant phallic structures out of blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget to breathe, and epic battles that will make you question your sanity (in the best way possible).

And rumor has it, Doobie and Sally are already besties on the server, pulling pranks on unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. So if you want to join in on the fun, come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because on our server, the only rule is to have a good time!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Dark MAGA Minecraft Server

    Dark MAGA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because “Dark MAGA” is here to shake things up! This server is like no other, where you can build your own MAGA tower and defend it from evil mobs with your trusty diamond pickaxe.

    Join us on “Dark MAGA” for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle zombie politicians, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with MAGA hats! Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

    So why wait? Join “Dark MAGA” today and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even run into a creeper wearing a MAGA hat!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Tanya’s Diamond Kingdom Minecraft SMP

    Tanya’s Diamond Kingdom Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the wacky world of Cold War Era America to life! Forget about dragons and knights, we’ve got Cuban missile crises and Elvis sightings! Join us as we navigate through the chaos of McCarthyism, CIA vs KGB battles, and even throw in some civil rights movements for good measure.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Who needs castles when you can create your own Hollywood sign or Reagan statue? The possibilities are endless in this wild and crazy world.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of Cold War America like never before. Just watch out for those pesky commies trying to infiltrate our server – we’ve got our eyes on you, KGB!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Wizardry Variants Daphne Minecraft Server

    Wizardry Variants Daphne Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy characters like Wanderer Princess Lanavaille and Knight Errant Gerard the Thundersmiter.

    Explore the mystical world of Daphne where the Lamp of Malice holds unimaginable power. But be careful, because this lamp is no ordinary light source – it’s been known to turn players into chickens or summon a rain of anvils upon their heads!

    Check out our official wiki for all the tips and tricks you need to survive in this wacky world. And don’t forget to grab your friend code so you can team up with other players to take on the challenges that await you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in Daphne, anything can happen!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Deadly Transgender Adventures Minecraft SMP

    Deadly Transgender Adventures Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!

    Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and spontaneous dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves, believe it or not).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive and mystical rainbow sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch them. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and boogie down.

    So why wait? Come join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking llama who gives out life advice in exchange for cookies. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 38

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Imperfect Night Minecraft Server

    Imperfect Night Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for creating mayhem and mischief. They will lead you on wild adventures and challenges that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    2. Our spawn point is located in a giant floating pineapple in the sky, because why not? Don’t worry, we have parachutes made of bubblegum to help you safely descend to the ground.

    3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but rather… rubber chickens. Yes, you heard that right. You can trade, buy, and sell items using rubber chickens. And yes, they do squeak when you squeeze them.

    4. Our PvP battles are not your typical sword fights. Oh no, we have players riding on giant chickens armed with watermelon launchers, trying to knock each other off floating islands. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s insanely fun.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 2861 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crazy how Byzantium Minecraft SMP was literally an Atlantis that disappeared

    Crazy how Byzantium Minecraft SMP was literally an Atlantis that disappeared
    Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic tale of Byzantium, the Atlantis of the ancient world that was taken down by a horde of Asiatic mobs! Dive deep into the waters of our server and uncover the lost city filled with treasures and secrets waiting to be discovered.

    But beware, for the Asiatic hordes still roam the lands, ready to attack at any moment. Will you be able to defend Byzantium and reclaim its glory? Or will you fall victim to the chaos and madness that lurks beneath the waves?

    Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic battles, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of craziness! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to saving Byzantium from its watery fate. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • What is the IP for HW5567 Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for HW5567 Minecraft Server?

    HW5567 is a passionate and dedicated individual with a strong interest in technology and innovation. With a strong background in computer science and engineering, HW5567 is constantly seeking new opportunities to expand their knowledge and skills in the field. They have a keen attention to detail and a proven track record of delivering high-quality results. HW5567 is a team player who thrives in collaborative environments and is always eager to learn and grow professionally.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Pixel Anime Minecraft Server

    Pixel Anime Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all your blocky adventures! With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT, you’ll never be bored again!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by a zombie chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? 😉🐔🎉

    EMERGENCY 🚨🚨🚨 (Emergency)

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • /Innit/ Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame Minecraft SMP

    /Innit/ Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than The Scarlet Queen Edition! Join now for the chance to witness the legendary Elizabeth Rosebloodflame in action as she dominates the server with her epic builds and karaoke skills.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server, just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of The Scarlet Queen Edition?

    And let’s not forget about the infamous seagulls that roam the server, begging for scraps of food. Don’t feed them or you might just unleash their wrath upon the land!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and bask in the glory of the Scarlet Queen. Just remember, God save the Queen – it’s as simple as that! And don’t forget to luv ‘Liz, she’s the ruler of this crazy kingdom.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground base where the admins are all wizards who can turn your wooden pickaxe into a magical unicorn horn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 264 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Subnautica Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    Subnautica Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and not take yourself too seriously! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may spit on you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

    2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

    3. Our community events include epic llama races, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like a golden carrot or a stack of slime blocks.

    4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000 and Unbreaking 100. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

    So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Shit Hole Minecraft Server

    Shit Hole Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where living in this shithole is actually the best decision you’ll ever make! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It’s like a rave party down there, but with more explosions!

    2. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips. It’s like a circus, but with more bacon!

    3. Our server has a legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of a lava pit. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the ability to fart rainbows and shoot glitter out of their ears.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziness for yourself! Who knew living in a shithole could be so much fun?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Magic Mushroom SMP – Massachusetts Tomorrow

    Magic Mushroom SMP – Massachusetts Tomorrow
    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the mushrooms are so lit that even non-drug users are tempted to vote in a cucked state just to experience the madness? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Get ready for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, some seriously trippy mushrooms that will blow your mind. Join us now and see why everyone is talking about this epic Minecraft SMP!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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