Funny Cat Makes Me Shoot Pure White Ropes Unironically Minecraft SMP

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchantments Applied:	204	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crops Grown:	5609	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Farms Harvested:	281

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6628	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Astral Projections Made:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Buildings Constructed:	40
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7831	Void Armor Forged:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ores Mined:	9223
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Animals Bred:	151
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Mines Excavated:	2277

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	1001	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	New Chunks Explored:	217991
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Love Letters Sent:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	987	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Players:	110/900	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2