Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Farms Harvested:	914	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	5320
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	8943	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ores Mined:	7795
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	250
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Farms Harvested:	396
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	88
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	4685
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Buildings Constructed:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌