| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 5614 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3497 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Votes: | 8456 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 1120 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 4757 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 7827 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 2461 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 9757 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 283 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 2136 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 8570 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 25 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 6848 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 5059 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 3997 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 315 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 133 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 2112 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1558 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 7310 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9143 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7157 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 3321 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7151 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 8343 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6037 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 164 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 5164 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
