Funland 2.0 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Wren’s Sanctuary 1.21.3

1.21.3, ai, animated character, animated series, artist, Character, Female Protagonist, galaxy far far away, Graffiti, mandalore, Mandalorian, rebel, rebel alliance, Rebellion, rebellion leader, sabine wren, Sanctuary, Space, Star Wars, strong female character, Video, warrior, Wrens

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Buildings Constructed:	36	Emeralds Found:	9984
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Yo, listen up, gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Why? Well, get this, they got a Sabine Wren AI video that will blow your mind! Imagine playing Minecraft while being guided by a badass rebel artist from Star Wars! It’s like having a virtual companion who’s ready to kick some blocky butt with you! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraftWeddingWoops

acceptance, awkward, Boundaries, BroSisCraftWeddingWoops, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Drama, family, Girlfriend, guest list, invite, personal day, perspective, relationship, Respect, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	716780
Alien Abductions:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any interruptions.

Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!

QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Alternative, blackout, Community, consequences, contingency plan, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Grid, Impact, new england, Northeast, NoSuperBowl4NE, power outage, preparedness, québec, QuebecPowerOutage, resilience, response, super bowl, Usa

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Votes:	207	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Potions Brewed:	28

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	396	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Farms Harvested:	306	Buildings Constructed:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	5697
Dimension Hops:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dimension Hops:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	2097	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	197	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	133
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations

Canada, China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign trade, global economy, Import Taxes, international relations, market volatility, mexico, political decisions, protectionism, Retaliations, retaliatory actions., TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Wars

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	815	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4409
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2929	Void Armor Forged:	26

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Perception Speed Craft

biases, cognitive biases, cognitive development., cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Craft, Decision making, individual differences, information arrangement, information organization, information presentation, information processing, information processing speed, Perception, perception biases, perception patterns, perception research, perception tendencies, psychological research, risk assessment, risk management, risk perception, SPEED

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8877
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	6834	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Emeralds Found:	9930
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally insane, man. like, ur speed of risk perception will be off da charts, u gonna be dodging creepers left and right like a ninja.

also, did u know dat different peeps have biases in different directions for perception? like, some peeps see zombies as cuddly teddy bears, while others see ’em as brain-eating monsters. it’s wild, man.

so come join dis server and see how ur perception skills stack up. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t dat a deal u can’t pass up? come on, what u waiting for? let’s get crazy in dis minecraft world!

Players:	103/600	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9