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Vtuber Conspiracies Minecraft SMP

conspiracies, conspiracy theories, digital influencers, internet culture, Internet Mysteries, internet secrets, Minecraft, online communities, online conspiracies, online gossip, online mysteries, online rumors, online speculation, online theories, smp, virtual content creators., virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community, VTuber fans

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8808	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we dive deep into the world of vtuber conspiracies! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why all the cows in the game are secretly vtubers in disguise. Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly 3:33 AM, you’ll uncover a secret underground vtuber lair filled with diamond-encrusted microphones. But be careful, because the Ender Dragon is actually a vtuber in disguise trying to steal all our subscribers! So come join us on this wild adventure and uncover the mysteries of the vtuber world in Minecraft!

CarCraft: Petty Cousin Edition

aita, car ownership, car stolen, CarCraft, close family, Communication, cousin, Edition, family, family dynamics, financial agreement, financial difficulty, financial responsibility, log book, loyalty, ownership, parking fine, Petty, sold car, Trust, Understanding, Unpaid

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magic Items Found:	5606	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	214
Enchantments Applied:	62	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Hey there gamers!

So, picture this: you join our Minecraft server and you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wild car appears! Yes, you read that right – a car in Minecraft! And not just any car, but a magical car that can fly and shoot fireworks out of its exhaust pipe. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! This car comes with a crazy backstory – it was originally owned by a generous player who sold it for a measly £500 to their cousin, only to have it sold again without their knowledge. Now, the new owners are trying to change the ownership details, but the original owner is not having any of it. Drama, betrayal, and parking fines – this car has seen it all!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of driving a flying, firework-shooting car in Minecraft, and maybe even uncover the mystery behind its shady past, then join our server now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. See you there!

LonelyCraft

Boundaries, Burnout, changing priorities, emotional exhaustion, inner peace, introversion, lifestyle changes, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, social exhaustion, societal pressures, solitude

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Villages Defended:	5

Are you tired of dealing with boring, mundane people in your everyday life? Do you just want to escape to a world where you can be all by yourself and not have to worry about socializing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content without having to deal with pesky humans. No more small talk, no more awkward social interactions – just you and your virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place for introverts, hermits, and anyone who just needs a break from the chaos of the outside world. So come join us and embrace your inner loner – trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeartBeat Haven

absorbed by heart, advanced cardiology, AVEIR device, cardiac device, child pacemaker, cordless pacemaker, dual chamber pacemaker, groundbreaking technology, Haven, heart health, heart implant, heart innovation, Heartbeat, innovative pacemaker, leadless pacemaker, medical technology, Minimally Invasive Surgery, no leads pacemaker, pediatric cardiology, pediatric heart surgery, pediatric medicine, smaller pacemaker

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Star Shards Collected:	212	Mines Excavated:	1620
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like having a dual chamber leadless pacemaker implanted in a child? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server in town!

Our server is like no other, just like this AVEIR dual chamber device! It’s so different from traditional servers because it’s like 10 times smaller and has no leads or cords… just like how our server is leadless and cordless, baby!

Join us now for a heart-pounding adventure that will have you feeling like you’re implanted with the coolest pacemaker in town. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Let’s get gaming, y’all!

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Community, Creative Server, creeper, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Enderman, Experience, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, No-Claims, Server, smaller, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	8994	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules
Age Requirement: 25+
No Ranks or Moderator positions
No area claim plugins
Started new map on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World border set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn
Small community with 8-12 players online at peak times
Render view distance set at 32 chunks
Playing on Hard difficulty

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord using the provided link and tell us about yourself before we whitelist you.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, the age requirement is 25+ to join the server.

Q: Are there area claim plugins on the server?

A: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.

Q: What is the world border set at?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.

Q: How many players are usually online at peak times?

A: We typically have 8-12 players online at peak times.

Q: What is the render view distance set at?

A: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 chunks.

Q: Do you use any plugins on the server?

A: We use plugins for grief protection, chat functionality, and other minor enhancements. Please refer to the overview for more details.

EternalCraft Skyrealm 1.20

controversial topics, criminal acts, criminal behavior, cultural acceptance, Cultural differences, cultural norms, EternalCraft, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Japan, Japanese society, pedophilia, public behavior, public perception, rape, skyrealm, social acceptance, Social Issues, societal norms, societal taboos, taboo subjects, train etiquette

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a land where anything goes! We embrace the chaos and madness of Japan, where you can build and explore without limits.

Forget about societal norms, on our server, you can be as loud as you want on the train and eat while walking without any judgment.

Embrace the freedom to express yourself in the most outrageous ways possible. Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Console Game Breaker Minecraft SMP

Breaker, CIRI, console, console release, controversy, criticism, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan reactions, Flop, Game, game development, game quality, Gaming, industry trends, insanely broken game, Minecraft, MONEY, profit, Sales, smp, video games, Witcher 4, wrong

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Animals Bred:	161	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, perfectly functioning servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we release insanely broken games (on console) and still make a bunch of money anyways! Anons still believe that Witcher 4 will flop because of Ciri, but we’re here to prove them wrong with our chaotic and hilarious gameplay. Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a perfectly polished server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

No Meds, Just Blocks

blocks, critical care, disease prevention, emergency medicine, health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, life-saving treatments, life-threatening conditions, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, medical expertise, medical history, medical innovations, Medical Interventions, medical miracles, Medical research, medical technology, meds, modern medicine, survival stories

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

If modern medicine didn’t exist, you’d probably be dead from a paper cut or a pesky mosquito bite. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, we have magical healing potions that can cure anything from a broken heart to a zombie bite. Join us and never worry about dying from a common cold again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? So come on over and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server around!

AussieCraft: Ukrained and Confused

AussieCraft, Australia, Captivity, captured, Conflict, Confused, Fighting, footage, foreign fighter, International, interrogated, investigation, man, Military, News, Propaganda, Russian, Soldier, Tensions, Ukraine, Ukrained, Video, War

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fight for ur country like that australian dude fighting for ukraine in that russian video? well, u can do that here! join our server and u can be a hero too! fight off the evil mobs and protect the land like a true warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can plan ur attacks and strategize with ur fellow players. come join us and be a part of something epic!

Vexiron – 1.16-1.21 ✅ Anarchy⚡Java / Bedrock 💎 Minecraft server

alchemist, Anarchy, Auction, bedrock, Bosses, Buyer, Casino, Command /pvp, Duels, Events, Free donation, java, meteorites, Minecraft versions 1.16-1.21, mobile devices, PC java, Privileges for the composition, PvP, Tower of Death, Unique crafts

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9878
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7711	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Vexiron is the best Anarchy for playing Minecraft on versions 1.16-1.21. Play Java/Bedrock even from your phone!

Server advantages:

➤ Free donation

➤ Buyer

➤ Alchemist

➤ Privileges for the composition

➤ Meteorites and events

➤ Tower of Death

➤ PVP and bosses

➤ Casino and Auction

➤ Unique crafts

➤ Duels by command /pvp

➤ Supports Minecraft versions 1.16-1.21

➤ Play both on PC Java and from mobile devices in the Bedrock version.

⬉ PLAY.VEXIRON.RU ⬈

Come in right now and pick up bonuses using the command /kit

play.vexiron.ru:25705

MeowSMP

Meowsmp, smp, Some possible tags from this Minecraft server could include: – active players – long term – no world resets – discord – fun – SMP server – IP address

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Description	Brand new SMP server looking for active players who wanna have fun and do whatever. Planned to be up long term aka multiple years. Never going to restart or reset, NO WORLD RESETS.
IP Address	https://discord.gg/W6PZcAup

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server new?	Yes, it just started tonight.
Are world resets planned?	No, there will be no world resets.
How long will the server be up?	The server is planned to be up long term, potentially multiple years.
What type of server is it?	It is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server.
Where can I find the server IP?	The IP address can be found in the discord: https://discord.gg/W6PZcAup

Iron Mouse Kingdom 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, art, Chatting, Clips, Community, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, Iron, Ironmouse, Kingdom, Mouse, online personality, Rivals, streaming, Subnautica, tiktok, twitch, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, vshojo, Vtuber

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Votes:	6146
New Chunks Explored:	913203	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server that’s all about Ironmouse, the queen of streaming! She’s probably out there wrecking rivals and exploring the depths of Subnautica as we speak. If you wanna join the party, this is the place to be, fam. We talk all things Ironmouse and her epic streams, so if you ain’t about that, then peace out. But if you’re down for some lit content, check out her Twitch, YouTube, clips, VODS, TikTok, Twitter, and more! It’s a whole vibe, trust me. So come hang with us and let’s get this party started! #IronmouseGang #MinecraftMadness

Burger Here: I Stand with Russia and the Russian People Minecraft SMP

Alliance, Allies, burger, comrades, friendship, friendship goals, historical alliances, History, international relations, Minecraft, Peace, people, Politics, Propaganda, reconciliation, russia, Russian, russian people, smp, Stand, Unity, Usa, world war II

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we stand with Russia and the Russian people! Forget all the propaganda trying to make Ivan look like the bad guy, we know the truth. Plus, did you know we were allies 80 years ago, kicking ass together? (Check out the pic for proof, it’s totally legit).

Join our server and help us revive the old alliance between the USA and Russia. Who knows, maybe we can even become besties again and rule the Minecraft world together. So come on, join us and let’s show everyone that friendship knows no boundaries, not even in the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, we have burgers! (No, seriously, we have a whole burger-themed village. It’s a long story, but trust us, it’s epic).

Boomer vs Zoomer Minecraft Server

ADHD Rage, Adult Kids, aita, boomer, Boomer Grandparents, christmas, Communication Issues, dementia, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, generational differences, holiday plans, hurtful words, in-laws, maternal grandparents, Minecraft, Moving, parenting challenges, Paternal Grandparents, Server, Yell, Zoomer

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Divine Spears Created:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magic Items Found:	3336	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this family feud.

Witness the epic battle between the maternal and paternal grandparents as they fight for holiday supremacy. Will the declining grandfather with dementia steal the show, or will the mother-in-law’s new house be the ultimate game-changer?

Experience the thrill of ADHD rage firsthand as you navigate through the chaos and drama of this dysfunctional family. Will you choose to cut off the paternal grandparents like the oldest daughter, or will you stand by your in-laws no matter what?

Join now for a server experience like no other, where every decision you make could lead to more drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Let the madness begin!

CraftyMILThief – SuperHurt

aita, best buy, Boundaries, Camcorder, casino merch, Christmas shopping, CraftyMILThief, DAUGHTER, family drama, gift giving, gift stealing, Hoarding, hurt feelings, husband, in-laws, kids gifts, Memory card, mother-in-law, Son, SuperHurt, video games, vlogging camera

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your mother-in-law stealing your shopping items and giving them to your kids as gifts? Look no further! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interference from meddling in-laws.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax after dealing with family drama. Plus, we have a special event where players can compete to see who can build the most extravagant shopping mall without any interference from hoarding relatives.

So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual peace and quiet away from the chaos of holiday shopping and overbearing in-laws. See you in the game!

Players:	104/900	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84