FunkySmellCraft SMP | Minecraft Recent Servers 2024

Semi-Banana EVO CIVS: Where geese run free and roleplay gets real (14+)

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EVO CIVS Server Overview
Game Version:	JAVA 1.21-1.21.1
Age Requirement:	14+
Discord:	https://discord.gg/evocivs (Join to apply!)

FAQ:

No Towny:	Claims are player-driven and admin-moderated.
Custom Crafting Recipes:	Enhance gameplay while maintaining a semi-vanilla experience.
Strict Rules:	Against toxic behavior, racism, and derogatory statements.

Join a vibrant world where nations rise and fall, and where your actions shape the future of the server. The application process is open to the community, so don’t hesitate—people are always willing to help!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3121
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky Shenanigans Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a normie on Twitter and Reddit? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the OGs hang out? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids are at! We have legendary players who can build entire cities in a day and defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Plus, we have secret underground bases filled with diamonds and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. So why are you still wasting time on those other sites? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minecraft SMP – /gfg/ – Girls’ Frontline General

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you in stitches.

Join us for the chance to battle against a horde of evil mobs led by a deranged chicken who thinks he’s the ruler of the server. Take on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Fight against your fellow players in intense duels on top of a giant floating island made entirely of cheese. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of nachos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ChillCraft – Flavorful Fun

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers that leave you feeling empty inside? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a flavor explosion that will blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Our server is like a giant ice cream sundae with all the toppings – except instead of ice cream, it’s Minecraft, and instead of toppings, it’s insane builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need to relax after a long day of mining? Just hop on our server and let the flavors of fun wash over you like a wave of pure joy.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our top-secret hidden treasure vault, where riches beyond your wildest dreams await. Rumor has it that the vault is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love nothing more than to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be the one to outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our flavor-packed Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Potions Brewed:	56	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Holy Grails Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Vitamin Boosted Salad

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Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got dat “Golden Lettuce” dat be genetically engineered to pack 30 times more vitamins! Like, we talkin’ beta-carotene levels through da roof, makin’ yo body all healthy and shiz. Plus, it be protectin’ yo heart and fightin’ off dem cancers like a boss.

Imagine rollin’ up to da server with dat glowin’ skin from all dem vitamins, flexin’ on dem other players like “I got dat Golden Lettuce swag, what you got?” Ain’t nobody gonna mess with you when you got dat immune function on point and dem cell growth poppin’.

So come on, join da madness and get yo daily dose of “Golden Lettuce” on dis wild Minecraft server. Who needs diamonds when you got dem vitamins, amirite?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Survival + Gm 1 + /free + Donate server Minecraft

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SURVIVAL!

Weddings, king of the mountain, PvP + PvP arena, /free (Free donation + free cases), /donate (DISCOUNTS 96%)

Anti-cheat, Rules (/rules), more than 900 donators, good online, good stuff, effects, menu, store,

telegram channel, VK group, antibot, good community – and much more on our server!

Come to us, version 1.9 – 1.21 (any. between 1.9 and 1.21)! IP for connection: TrueMC.ru

-Attention, if it does not connect to the server, try version 1.12.2 or-

log in with IP TrueMC.ru:25565 (indicating the port)

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Wonderful Precure Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Nyammy and Lillian. Legend has it that they have the power to use their Smile Voice to make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into fluffy kittens. Imagine the possibilities! Join our server and witness the magic for yourself. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have Nyammy and Lillian making your wildest dreams come true? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – PC Building General

AIO, BUILD ADVICE, building, CASE, Case fans, cooler, CPU, Double towers, Gaming, general, GPU, Minecraft, monitor, Motherboard, os, pc building, pcbg, psu, RAM, smp, SSD, Upgrade, web browsing, workstation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic builds and upgrades advice that will make your Minecraft world look like it’s straight out of a modpack!

Need help with your CPU? We got you covered with recommendations that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby piglet sliding down a hill. And don’t even get us started on coolers – we have options that will keep your PC icy cold, just like the snow biome.

But wait, there’s more! Our motherboard suggestions will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on a caffeine rush. And when it comes to RAM, SSD, GPU, and PSU, we have the craziest recommendations that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to activate Windows before you log in, or else the creepers might come for you… 😉🔥🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	177	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

GFDefenseCraft

aita, Asshole, bar, Bar etiquette, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cringey, drink, Drunk, gf, GFDefenseCraft, guy, Jealousy, Pool, Social Interaction, step outside, Talking, UNCOMFORTABLE

Are you tired of dealing with cringey assholes in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and just focus on building epic creations! No more awkward encounters at the bar, just pure gaming fun!

Join now and build your own virtual pool where you can play with your gf without any interruptions from random guys. And if anyone tries to get in the way, challenge them to a virtual duel outside the bar – Minecraft style! Show them who’s boss in the pixelated world!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any cringey assholes getting in your way. It’s time to escape to a world where you can be the ultimate builder without any interruptions. See you in the game!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LifeChangedByMinecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life in BIG ways! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain reaction of events that eventually made them the ruler of the entire server! Who knew a simple pig punch could lead to such power and glory? Don’t miss out on the chance to have your own crazy adventure and see where it takes you!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Towns Built:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	219
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TipsyCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Towns Built:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyBlockWars

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so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do backflips. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, but watch out for the lava traps set by the evil sheep gang. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who can defeat the ender dragon with a wooden sword. plus, we have a dance party every friday night in the nether realm, where the creepers bust out their best moves. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everyone into zombie pigmen. u won’t regret it, bro.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Players Killed by Monsters:	7881	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

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So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Epic Water Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Animals Bred:	134	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Farms Harvested:	180	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Whores in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	7521