FunkySmellCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4578	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5006	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	128	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4639
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Animals Bred:	91	Void Armor Forged:	29
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Love Letters Sent:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ores Mined:	5892	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Emeralds Found:	8691	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ores Mined:	9443
Potions Brewed:	97	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Star Shards Collected:	160	Buildings Constructed:	35
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dimension Hops:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Players:	95/900	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249	Endless Night Skies:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Enchantments Applied:	292	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1722	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2