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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our smug anal edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of sassy llamas who will roast you harder than a campfire marshmallow.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, where players must navigate through a maze of giant butt cheeks to reach the treasure at the end. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Twerking Creeper, who will explode in a shower of glitter and confetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Dance Battle Arena, where players must out-dance each other to win fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can take on the challenge of the Hot Potato Mini-Game, where players must pass a flaming potato to each other without getting burned.

So what are you waiting for? Join our smug anal edition server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	4405
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Animals Bred:	157
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	2397
Crops Grown:	7660	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	799834	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ores Mined:	8851	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.