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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our smug anal edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of sassy llamas who will roast you harder than a campfire marshmallow.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, where players must navigate through a maze of giant butt cheeks to reach the treasure at the end. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Twerking Creeper, who will explode in a shower of glitter and confetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Dance Battle Arena, where players must out-dance each other to win fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can take on the challenge of the Hot Potato Mini-Game, where players must pass a flaming potato to each other without getting burned.

So what are you waiting for? Join our smug anal edition server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crops Grown:	6377
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Animals Bred:	142	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Players Killed by Monsters:	6428	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Crops Grown:	3721
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	54	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!