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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our smug anal edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of sassy llamas who will roast you harder than a campfire marshmallow.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, where players must navigate through a maze of giant butt cheeks to reach the treasure at the end. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Twerking Creeper, who will explode in a shower of glitter and confetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Dance Battle Arena, where players must out-dance each other to win fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can take on the challenge of the Hot Potato Mini-Game, where players must pass a flaming potato to each other without getting burned.

So what are you waiting for? Join our smug anal edition server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Buildings Constructed:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Emeralds Found:	1148	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Farms Harvested:	276	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8961	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4259
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	6563
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Dragons Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	822598	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Void Gems Collected:	19
Astral Projections Made:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.