New Minecraft Servers

FunkyCraft: Where even the trash threads are legendary! Join ‘/funkg/’ today!

FunkyCraft: Where even the trash threads are legendary! Join ‘/funkg/’ today!

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our smug anal edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of sassy llamas who will roast you harder than a campfire marshmallow.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, where players must navigate through a maze of giant butt cheeks to reach the treasure at the end. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Twerking Creeper, who will explode in a shower of glitter and confetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Dance Battle Arena, where players must out-dance each other to win fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can take on the challenge of the Hot Potato Mini-Game, where players must pass a flaming potato to each other without getting burned.

So what are you waiting for? Join our smug anal edition server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

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  • UnityCraft: Unite for Humanity

    UnityCraft: Unite for Humanity

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of politicians and billionaires ruining everything for us normal folks? Do you just want to live a good life without all the drama? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us as we unite for Humanity and take down those pesky elites in a virtual world where we can all live in peace and harmony. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find all the diamonds you could ever dream of. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show those politicians and billionaires who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Walnut Breakfast Boost

    Walnut Breakfast Boost

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where eating walnuts with breakfast will give you super brain powers to dominate the game! imagine being able to react faster than lightning and remember every crafting recipe without looking it up! our players who eat walnuts have been known to build entire castles in minutes and defeat the ender dragon with their eyes closed. don’t miss out on this nutty opportunity to level up your gaming skills and become a minecraft master!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mayflower SMP

    Mayflower SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Mayflower SMP Overview

    Server Type Near Vanilla Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
    Unique Feature Custom island with colonies, trade, and alliances
    Key Plugins GriefPrevention, Dynmap

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is Mayflower SMP? Mayflower SMP is a near Vanilla Minecraft survival multiplayer server with a unique custom island where players can establish colonies, trade resources, and form alliances.
    What protection does the server offer? GriefPrevention plugin is used to keep your builds safe from unwanted damage.
    How can I explore the world? Use Dynmap to view the real-time map of the world and track your progress.
    How can I join the server’s Discord? You can join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/U7GZttFGrg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Nimi’s Dreamland 1.20.2

    Nimi’s Dreamland 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a squirrel on caffeine? Well, look no further, because this server is like a rainbow explosion of awesomeness!

    Join us if you miss Nimi and Fauna, because we’ve got all the vibes and tunes to make you feel like you’re in a trippy dream. Plus, we’ve got links to all their socials so you can stalk them like a pro.

    And if you’re into bizarre websites that make you question reality, we’ve got those too! Check out imissnimi.com and imissfauna.com for a wild ride.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this Minecraft server and let’s get weird together! Let’s build some pixelated castles and dance like there’s no tomorrow. See you there, crazy gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AttractiveSteveMinecraftSMP

    AttractiveSteveMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. So, like, the reason you should join is because they have this magical potion that makes your Minecraft character instantly more attractive. Like, you drink it and suddenly all the other players are like, “whoa, who is that hottie?!” It’s like, totally crazy, I know.

    But wait, there’s more! They also have this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You have to solve a riddle to get in, but once you do, it’s like a party 24/7. And get this, they have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server. How freaking awesome is that?!

    So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and become the hottest player around, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and your best dance moves, because things get wild in this place. Let’s goooooo! ðŸĪŠðŸŽ‰ðŸē

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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