New Minecraft Servers

FunkyCraft: Where even the trash threads are legendary! Join ‘/funkg/’ today!

FunkyCraft: Where even the trash threads are legendary! Join ‘/funkg/’ today!

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our smug anal edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of sassy llamas who will roast you harder than a campfire marshmallow.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, where players must navigate through a maze of giant butt cheeks to reach the treasure at the end. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Twerking Creeper, who will explode in a shower of glitter and confetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Dance Battle Arena, where players must out-dance each other to win fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can take on the challenge of the Hot Potato Mini-Game, where players must pass a flaming potato to each other without getting burned.

So what are you waiting for? Join our smug anal edition server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • MomMinecraftShopNoob

    MomMinecraftShopNoob

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your mom stealing your toothbrushes and getting mad every time you buy something for yourself? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can buy all the electric toothbrushes you want without any mom drama!

    Our server is filled with epic quests and adventures, just like the quest to find a toothbrush that your mom won’t steal. Build your dream toothbrush fortress and defend it from toothbrush thieves (aka your mom)!

    But beware, there may be hidden toothbrush monsters lurking in the shadows, ready to snatch your precious dental hygiene tools. Will you be able to protect your toothbrushes and conquer the toothbrush-stealing mom once and for all?

    Join now and experience the craziest toothbrush-related shenanigans in the Minecraft universe! Because in this world, toothbrushes are serious business.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NostalgicScentsMC SMP

    NostalgicScentsMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the spawn area is literally a giant cheeseburger made out of diamonds and emeralds, and there’s a rollercoaster that takes you on a ride through a lava waterfall! And the best part is, if you find a rare flower called the Fart Blossom, it gives you super speed and lets you fly like a rainbow unicorn! Plus, every Friday night we have a disco party with llamas DJing and fireworks shooting out of their butts! It’s lit AF, you gotta join now or you’ll regret it for the rest of your life, bro! #minecraftsmp #fartblossomftw 🍔💎🌈🦄🎉🦙💨

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CryCraft: The Sobbing Server

    CryCraft: The Sobbing Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel nothing but meh? Well, look no further because our server will make you cry tears of joy! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give hugs instead of explosions, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Join us for an emotional rollercoaster ride that will have you reaching for the tissues faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready to have your heartstrings pulled in ways you never thought possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PeaceCraft Minecraft Server

    PeaceCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own peace treaty with zelensky and scholz!!! fight off creepers and zombies while negotiating for just peace in ukraine!!! who needs politics when u have minecraft??? join now for a chance to win a virtual nobel peace prize!!! #minecraft4peace #creeperdiplomacy

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BalticCraft Sabotage

    BalticCraft Sabotage

    New Minecraft Servers

    omg, so like, this server is so lit that even Sweden is investigating it! apparently, there’s some crazy sabotage going on with a Baltic Sea telecoms cable, like what even is that? but hey, if you wanna be part of a server so epic that it’s making headlines, then you gotta join us! who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret conspiracy while building your epic Minecraft creations. come join the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP