FunkyCraft: Where even the trash threads are legendary! Join ‘/funkg/’ today!

funkg, FunkyCraft, Join, Legendary, Threads, Today, Trash

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our smug anal edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of sassy llamas who will roast you harder than a campfire marshmallow.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, where players must navigate through a maze of giant butt cheeks to reach the treasure at the end. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Twerking Creeper, who will explode in a shower of glitter and confetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Dance Battle Arena, where players must out-dance each other to win fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can take on the challenge of the Hot Potato Mini-Game, where players must pass a flaming potato to each other without getting burned.

So what are you waiting for? Join our smug anal edition server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Votes:	383
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Potions Brewed:	40
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Potions Brewed:	185	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Star Shards Collected:	269	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	201	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Animals Bred:	117	Dimension Hops:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Votes:	3665	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7609
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6007
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!