New Minecraft Servers

FunkyCraft Server – Where F-Listers Unite!

FunkyCraft Server – Where F-Listers Unite!

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dead girls are tighter… wait, what? Join us for some outrageous roleplaying adventures in a world filled with kinks and depravity that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as twisted and creative as you are? Need feedback on your character profile? We got you covered. Want to gossip about site drama? We’re all ears. Looking for like-minded partners to explore your deepest, darkest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got it all.

So come on, grab your diamond sword and saddle up your pig, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the occasional server crash. But hey, that just adds to the excitement, right? Join us today and see why our players keep coming back for more, even if their /c has done some questionable things in the past.

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GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Spy x Family Minecraft SMP

    Spy x Family Minecraft SMP

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    🎄🍗 Need a break from the drama of your fake family? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only turkey you’ll be fighting over is the one you’re trying to cook for yourself! No more Blackbells stealing your dinner plans, just pure unadulterated fun and chaos. Who needs a fake wife and daughter when you can have a fake diamond sword and pet creeper instead? Join now and leave the holiday stress behind! 🎮💥 #TurkeyWars #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyHacksMC

    CraftyHacksMC

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine for resources like a peasant? Well, on our server, we have a secret hack where all you have to do is say “abracadabra” and diamonds will rain from the sky! It’s like having your own personal diamond dispenser, but way more magical.

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our pigs have wings and our chickens have a taste for brains, so get ready for the most epic showdown of your Minecraft life.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a hidden portal that leads straight to a land made entirely of candy. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of gingerbread and lollipops, and never have to worry about running out of sweets again.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BelarusBlock Minecraft Server

    BelarusBlock Minecraft Server

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    lol u know what’s safer than belarus? our minecraft server! u won’t have to worry about no urgent warnings here, just build, mine, and have a blast! plus, we got unicorns roaming around that drop diamonds when u pet them. true story, bro. so leave belarus behind and join us for some epic minecraft fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AzerCraft: No Hypotheses!

    AzerCraft: No Hypotheses!

    New Minecraft Servers

    u know what u dont need to worry about no airplane crashes on our minecraft server cuz we dont even have airplanes. we got dragons tho. yep, u heard me right. u can ride a freakin dragon on this server. and not just any dragon, a rainbow sparkly dragon that farts glitter.

    also, we got a secret underground city filled with talking llamas who will trade u diamonds for cookies. but be careful, they have a llama mafia that will break ur kneecaps if u try to cheat them.

    oh, and did i mention we have a haunted forest where u can find a magical unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples? yep, it’s true.

    so if u wanna join a server where u can ride dragons, trade with llamas, and find unicorn poop, then come join us. but be warned, once u join, u can never leave. mwahahaha.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Christmas MineColonies

    Christmas MineColonies

    New Minecraft Servers

    MineColonies Christmas Tree Server Overview

    Server Name MineColonies Christmas Tree Server
    Server Address christmas.phg.gg
    Theme Christmas Tree Building with Viewers
    Stream Link View the stream here

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    What is the purpose of the server? To build a giant Christmas tree together with viewers.
    How can I participate? Join the server christmas.phg.gg and mine resources by typing !search in the chat of the stream.
    Is feedback welcome? Yes, feedback about the idea or the stream is appreciated. Let the organizers know what you think!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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