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Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	112	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	3798
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Enchantments Applied:	243
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Potions Brewed:	171	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2156
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Farms Harvested:	965	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7546	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	122	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Villages Defended:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	New Chunks Explored:	473888
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Mines Excavated:	3503	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Potions Brewed:	156	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	198
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

Players:	107/300	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Astral Projections Made:	2