Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we have reimagined the game as a crutches edition! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, now you’ll be fighting off creepers and zombies with crutches!

Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Chainsaw Man Minecraft SMP

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Meet our hero and the titular protagonist of the hit series Chainsaw Man, but in Minecraft form! Join our wacky SMP where instead of chopping down trees with an axe, you use a chainsaw like a true lumberjack extraordinaire!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?

Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mom’s MineCraft Server

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Are you and your mom like two peas in a pod? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can team up with your mom and take on the virtual world together! Build epic structures, battle fearsome mobs, and show everyone that mother-son/daughter duos are the ultimate power team in the gaming universe. Join now and make your mom proud by dominating the leaderboards with your unbeatable teamwork!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Plane Ticket Minecraft SMP Send Her Back

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

KinniCraft – The Beefy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos begins! Join now and become the new Great III of the Minecraft world.

Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

End of Humanity Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, humanity is on the brink of extinction! But hey, who cares about saving the world when you can just build epic structures and troll your friends instead?

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?

Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Boredom Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Anti-Spam Measures Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even spam the chat with your favorite memes? Well, look no further because our server has just introduced new anti-spam measures that have sent fdundschizo into a frenzy! That’s right, our server is so wild and crazy that even the spam bots can’t handle it. Join us for a chaotic good time where anything goes, from building giant potato statues to starting impromptu dance parties with creepers. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Ballistix – Game servers Minecraft server Minecraft

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The owner of the server “Ballistix Minecraft Game Servers” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	New Chunks Explored:	271700

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground panda fighting ring where you can bet diamonds on which panda will come out victorious. Trust us, it’s pandamonium down there!

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Gender-Bendin’ Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a boring old dude in Minecraft? Join our SMP and play as a fabulous female character instead! Not only will you look fierce in that diamond armor, but you’ll also have a higher chance of finding rare loot because everyone knows female characters have better luck in games. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is more likely to drop extra loot if you defeat it as a female character. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and unleash your inner girl power!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	New Chunks Explored:	852739
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Unfriendly Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!

2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?

3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.

4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.

So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
New Chunks Explored:	930563	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

White Ethonstate Minecraft SMP – Trans Player Welcome

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t fully express your love for building AND your disdain for non-whites and kikes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where anything goes, including entering the mysterious white ethonstate. Who knows what adventures await you there? Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a few blocks of TNT for good measure. So come on, join us and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Gayming Waifus Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our magical realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music.

Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who have a taste for player brains.

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends and maybe even score a date with a cute Enderman.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our resident llama, Benedikta. She’s a huge fan.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Meta Minecraft SMP – ReFantazio General #46

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Version 1.03 (or 1.04 for you console peasants) is out and it’s causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory!

We’ve got more players than a village full of villagers, with ReFantazio peaking at 85k concurrent players on Steam! We’ve sold more copies than diamonds in a mine on launch day, and now we’re available EVERYWHERE (except Nintendo Switch and Xbox One, sorry not sorry).

Our special soundtrack is so fire, it’ll make you want to dance like a zombie in the moonlight. And don’t forget about MetaphorFix, because who needs reality when you’ve got mods?

Join us and you’ll have more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Build your MC however you want, because even on Hard mode, you won’t brick yourself (literally). Team comp? Who cares! Just do what you love and it’ll work on any difficulty.

So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let’s make Minecraft history together! Just remember to mark your spoilers, because even in a world of blocks, we have rules.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1