Funky Families Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Crops Grown:	9042	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone’s families are just too normal and functional? Well, look no further because on our server, we pride ourselves on having the most messed up and dysfunctional families in the Minecraft world! From parents who are secretly creepers to siblings who steal all your diamonds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly wondering why everyone’s families are so messed up. Maybe it’s a curse, maybe it’s just bad luck, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more chaotic and entertaining server anywhere else. So come on in and see if you can survive the drama and madness of our twisted Minecraft families!

Mystic Isles – Enchanted Realms 1.21

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magic Items Found:	7972	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is like the Big Boy Edition of all servers, ya know? It’s like the YGO Training stream at 6PM PT or 9PM ET on 2/18, but in Minecraft form.

You gotta join this server because it’s like watching Birthday 3D Live on repeat, but with blocks and stuff. Plus, the debut on this server is gonna blow your mind, just like the 3D debut.

Check out the Youtube channel for some sick content and the schedule to see when the next crazy event is going down. And don’t forget about the merch, gotta rep that Fuwawa and Mococo swag.

Oh, and there’s some /baubau/-related content that’ll make you question reality. So come join this server and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a hololivepro.com/en/collections/fuwawaabyssgard (Fuwawa) and hololivepro.com/en/collections/mococoabyssgard (Mococo) collab, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out, bro!

DailyDirtBlocker

bathroom usage, daily routine, DailyDirtBlocker, dancer, financial responsibility, household expenses, living situation, personal hygiene, personal space, rent payment, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, shared living space, showering daily, water bill

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where daily showers are not only allowed, but encouraged! We understand the importance of personal hygiene, especially after a long day of mining and crafting.

Join us and never worry about someone standing outside your virtual bathroom, questioning your shower habits. Our water bill is non-existent in this pixelated world, so shower to your heart’s content without any judgment.

Don’t let anyone rain on your shower parade, come join us and let’s wash away the negativity together! Remember, cleanliness is next to blockliness on our server.

AutismCraft: Normal is Overrated

autism, AutismCraft, communication differences, hidden disabilities, misunderstood, neurodivergence, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, neurotypical, normal, Overrated, perspective, sensory processing, social acceptance, social awareness, social challenges, social cues, social differences, social expectations, Social Interaction, social norms, Social Skills, unique perspective

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2613
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where the neurotypicals dictate what’s normal? Join our Minecraft server where being on the autism spectrum is not only accepted, it’s celebrated!

Our server is a safe haven for all the quirky, unique minds out there. Build your dream world without any judgment from the neurotypicals.

We have a special section on the server called the “Autism Wonderland” where everything is designed to cater to your unique needs. Need a break from socializing? No problem, just retreat to our sensory-friendly relaxation area.

Join us and let your autism shine in all its glory! Who needs neurotypicals when you have a whole community of fellow autistics to build and create with? Let’s show the world that being different is not only okay, it’s awesome!

TaiwanStraitWarrior Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, Canadian warship, chinese military, Condemnation, defense operations, diplomatic dispute, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, maritime security, military confrontation, military exercises, military presence, Minecraft, naval maneuvers, naval operations, Sensitive, Server, Taiwan Strait, TaiwanStraitWarrior, territorial sovereignty, Transit

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz the chinese military is like totally condemning canadian warships and stuff. like, they’re all up in arms about it. but on this server, we’re all about peace and harmony, man. come join us and build some epic structures while avoiding any sensitive straits, ya feel me? plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. join now before the chinese military comes after us next!

ElonMuskHaterzCraft

Australian attitudes, Australians, billionaire, controversial figures, dislike, elon musk, ElonMuskHaterzCraft, intense dislike, negative reactions, negative sentiment, news headline, public figure, public opinion, public opinion poll, public perception, public sentiment, social media backlash, SpaceX founder, survey results, technology industry, Tesla CEO

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

so, like, you know how Australians are all like “oi mate, let’s throw another shrimp on the barbie”? well, turns out they ain’t too keen on ol’ musky boy, elon musk. like, they straight up dislike him, mate. but hey, who needs elon musk when you can join our epic minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against anyone, not even billionaires who wanna colonize mars. come join us for some sick builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s more welcoming than a kangaroo hopping into your backyard for a bbq. crikey, mate, you won’t wanna miss out on this one!

Island Air Pollution Fun

Air, air pollution, air quality, atmospheric pollution, environmental concerns, environmental impact, environmental study, Fiji, Fun, health risks, ISLAND, Pacific Island, Pacific region, particulate matter, PM10, PM2.5, Pollution, pollution control, pollution levels, pollution limits, pollution monitoring, public health, solomon islands, urban areas

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the air is so clean, you won’t even need a mask! unlike those pacific islands with their polluted air, our server is like a breath of fresh air! literally!

we guarantee that our PM2.5 and PM10 particle levels are so low, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in pure oxygen! no need to worry about toxic air here, just pure, clean minecraft fun!

so come on over and join us for a pollution-free gaming experience! who needs clean air in real life when you can have it in minecraft, amirite?

Luminous Realm 1.20.6

1:500, 1.20.6, age, baseline, Compare, comparison, Competition, data analysis, ELO Thread, Experience, highest rating, leaderboard, luminous, male players, number of women, Player Base, Rating, Realm, relationships, sex, statistics, straight male, Thread

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a total sausage fest but we’re keeping track of how many chicks we’ve banged! I’m 32 and I’ve gotten with 20 ladies, so like, the baseline is 1500 or something. It’s totally wild, man, you gotta come check it out and see if you can beat my score! Let’s get those numbers up, baby!

PartyPooperVinylVillain

bullying, communication breakdown, detention, discipline, family conflict, football team, grounding, harsh punishment, high school, Mac Miller, parenting, Party, PartyPooperVinylVillain, Phone, prank, Son, special needs, Swimming In Circles, teenage behavior, Valentine’s Day, Vinyl

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your son’s shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Mac Miller would approve.

Join us for a wild ride where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure. Build your own empire, battle monsters, and make new friends who won’t ruin your vinyl collection.

Forget about being grounded or dealing with rude teenagers, on our server, the only thing you’ll be crashing out is creeper parties. So come on, join us and leave all the drama behind. Because in the world of Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be bullying is zombies. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Jobocalypse in 5-10

Jobocalypse

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Emeralds Found:	6077
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Animals Bred:	57
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Love Letters Sent:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7647
Villages Defended:	17	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of your boring job that’s on the verge of extinction? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that the profession of “boring office worker” will be wiped out in the next 5-10 years! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can become a professional block builder, a master of pixel art, or even a fearless explorer of the Nether realm. Say goodbye to spreadsheets and hello to creepers and diamonds! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to escape the mundane and embrace the ridiculous on our server. Join now before your job gets deleted like yesterday’s save file!

Wolf Pack Highlands: CO2 Control

Biodiversity, carbon footprint, carbon offset, carbon removal, climate change mitigation, climate emergency, Co2, CO2 sequestration, conservation biology, control, ecological balance, ecosystem restoration, environmental conservation, environmental impact, highlands, native woodland, Pack, Red Deer, Rewilding, Scottish Highlands, sustainable forestry, wildlife management, wildlife reintroduction, Wolf, Wolves

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1472
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got wolves running wild in the Scottish Highlands, just like in the good ol’ days. these wolves are gonna help save the planet by takin’ down them pesky red deer and lettin’ the native woodland grow like crazy. we talkin’ about sequesterin’ one million tonnes of CO2 every year, that’s like 5% of all the carbon removal, yo! so come join us and be a part of this epic eco-friendly adventure, plus you can ride wolves and be the coolest kid on the block. ain’t no server like this one, that’s for sure!

SHEGACAFT Discord server _SASHAGAGAMS_ server minecraft

Discord, Minecraft, SASHAGAGAMS, Server, SHEGACAFT

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

The description of the server server “Shegacraft Discord Sashagames server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Shegaddft.aternos.me:25012

ContinentalMC

bedrock, Community, ContinentalMC, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

ContinentalMC Server Overview
Server Name	ContinentalMC
Scale	1:500 Earth
Features	Custom Items Movecraft Player Economy Wars Capture Zones Gemstones Leveling & Skills Cannons & Weapons Partial Keep-Inventory Friendly Community

FAQ

1. What is the server scale?

The server is set at a 1:500 scale of Earth.

2. Is there pay-to-win on this server?

No, the server boasts a balanced, no pay-to-win environment.

3. Can I build towns and nations?

Yes, players can build towns and nations on the server.

4. Are wars economy-driven?

Yes, wars on the server are economy-based and do not involve base griefing.

5. How do I earn valuable materials on the server?

You can earn valuable materials by capturing zones every hour.

6. Is toxicity allowed on the server?

No, the server strives to maintain a friendly and accepting community where toxicity is forbidden.

7. How can I join the server?

You can join the public beta by visiting the Discord server at dsc.gg/ContinentalMC or through the website at Continental-MC.net.

Youthful Connect 1.21.2

1.21.2, aroused by /SS/, caught interest, changing tastes, Connect, decade long relationship, height preference, in a relationship, Loneliness, not interested in casual, not interested in others, older girl, Shy.., young love, Youthful

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5774	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Love Letters Sent:	16	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the twisted reality of relationships and love! We offer a safe haven where you can be yourself and not worry about getting cooked by societal norms.

On our server, you can build a world where the only requirement for love is being taller than someone else. No need to change your tastes or pretend to be interested in hook ups – just pure, unadulterated /SS/ love.

Forget about feeling lonely or trying to fit in with the normies. Embrace your unique preferences and find like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

So come join us and build your own paradise in the world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the height of your virtual girlfriend).

Mom’s Grandparent Dreams Minecraft Server

Boundaries, California, children, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, decision, dreams, emotions, family, grandchildren, Grandparent, Minecraft, Minnesota, moms, Mother, Moving, parenting, relationship, Server, son-in-law, strained, Visit

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ores Mined:	9944
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	339	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

Imagine a world where moving to Minnesota is the most logical decision because it brings you closer to your pixelated in-laws and farther from your virtual mom in California. Build your virtual family and create your own village in this crazy Minecraft world.

Forget about real-life family drama and focus on building your dream pixelated life. Who needs a grandmother who guilt-trips you for moving when you can have a virtual village that supports you no matter what?

So come join us on this server where the only family drama you’ll encounter is when your Minecraft sibling steals your diamonds. Build, explore, and create memories with your virtual family on our server. Who needs real-life family when you have a Minecraft family waiting for you?

ToiletTroubleCraft

bathroom cleanliness, bathroom cleanliness standards, bathroom etiquette, bathroom etiquette guidelines, bathroom habits, bathroom maintenance, cleaning habits, cleanliness, cleanliness standards, college living, housemates, hygiene, personal hygiene, poop stains, poop-related cleaning tips, roommate relationships, scrubbing toilets, toilet bowl cleaner, toilet cleaning, toilet hygiene, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Are you tired of living in a house with roommates who don’t appreciate the art of keeping a toilet bowl spotless? Look no further, because on our server, we take bathroom hygiene to a whole new level.

Join us and learn the importance of scrubbing away those pesky poop stains immediately after you drop a deuce. Our community of players will teach you the proper way to keep your toilet sparkling clean, because let’s face it, nobody wants to be known as the roommate with the streaky bowl.

Don’t be like the OP in this story, who had a poop-related awakening at a friend’s house. Take the plunge into a world where poop particles are a thing of the past and where every flush leaves your toilet looking like it just came out of the box.

So come on down to our server and let’s clean up this mess, one poop stain at a time!