Funky Board Minecraft Server

Board, chuuba, Community, constant raids, electricity, Filipinos, Funky, homobeggars, indos, Kiara, Kronii, Minecraft, mori, MOTHERFUCKERS, pagpag eating, pic unrelated, positions of power, Raids, Server, server celebrities, Vietnamese, VT, vtuber scene

Are you tired of being surrounded by Filipinos, Indos, and Vietnamese everywhere you go online? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven from those pesky raiders and server celebrities! Join us and escape the constant chaos of /vt/ raids and homobeggar shenanigans.

Our server is so exclusive that even pagpag-eating motherfuckers can’t afford to join! We have top-notch security to keep out all the unwanted guests, so you can mine and craft in peace without worrying about any unexpected visitors.

So come on down to our server and experience a world free from the tyranny of Filipino, Indo, and Vietnamese domination. Build, explore, and laugh your ass off as you enjoy the ridiculousness that is our Minecraft community. Join now and say goodbye to the constant drama and hello to a server like no other.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Crops Grown:	4894
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7908	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SnackAttackCraft

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Are you tired of munching on boring old carrots and potatoes in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples that will have you chomping away like a hungry hippo! Join us and feast like a king (or queen) on our deliciously OP food items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret hidden dungeon filled with chests overflowing with stacks upon stacks of your favorite food items. Rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself left behind this treasure trove for hungry players to discover. Will you be the one to uncover the ultimate snack stash?

So come on down to our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of tasty treats that will have you saying, “Who needs real food when you have Minecraft?” Join us now and satisfy your hunger in the most epic way possible!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DroneCraft Server: Russian Fallout

#intelligence gathering, Aerial View, aftermath, Conflict, crisis response, damage assessment, Destruction, Devastating, disaster relief, drone strike, DroneCraft, emergency management, Fallout, international relations, military operation, reconnaissance, russia, Russian, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Target, War

Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, cuz we got satellite images showin’ the aftermath of a devastating drone strike in Russia! Like, whoa, that’s some crazy stuff, right? But don’t worry, our server is totally safe…we think. Plus, our admins are like, super cool and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a UFO flying around in the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	86	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BidenCraft: No Hacks Allowed!

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haha imagine if those Iranian hackers tried to hack into our server but they couldn’t handle our epicness! we got all the juicy Trump info you could ever want, but sorry Biden, you gotta join our server to get it! FBI be like “woah, those Minecraft players are on another level” 😂 join now for a wild ride of stolen secrets and epic builds! #minecraft4life #hackerfail #lolz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crops Grown:	7425
Gods Slained:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Tiny Nuke Power Co.

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Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, peeps! We got dis cray-cray Minecraft server where we got physicists and engineers workin’ on some next level ish! They done made a teeny tiny nuclear battery that’s like 8,000 times more efficient than any other battery out there! Can you believe dat?! Join dis server and witness the power of science, yo! Build yo own nuclear-powered castle and rule over all dem peasants with yo infinite energy! Ain’t no creepers gonna mess with you when you got dat kind of power, amirite?! So come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF! Let’s get nuclear, baby! 🤯🔥🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WRLD

Anarchy, Survival, survival multiplayer building vanilla community sandbox exploration crafting adventure roleplay server world creative mods minigames economy factions PvP skyblock mods, Vanilla

A server with 1000 players building empires, towns, and many other things in pure vanilla (without player accessible plugins) Minecraft. Everyone’s childhood dream. Join our closed beta with just 100 slots at “beta.wrld.re” and be the first persons that walks on that lands.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RetroRealms

Enjoyable, Factions, Gamemodes, gameplay, Minecraft, MODERN, Network, nostalgic, Prison, RetroRealms, Seasons, Server, Skyblock, SPEED

Welcome to RetroRealms, a brand new Minecraft Network with a sole purpose of providing the most enjoyable, modern (and nostalgic) gameplay to all players.

We are proud to offer: – Prison (Long seasons and Speed) – Skyblock – Factions & many more gamemodes soon

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Boxants: Where PvP stands for Pretty Villainous Parties on the Box Server!

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Box Ants Minecraft Server

Overview

Box Ants is a fun new box server with a good balanced progression. You start out with nothing and you need to dig your way up to the final mine. Once you reach the final mine you can go to the next box. There, there are new mines with better tools and cooler gadgets!

How fast can you progress through all the mines? Join BoxAnts and find out!

IP Address

boxants.minehut.gg

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Box Ants server?	You can join the server by entering the IP address boxants.minehut.gg in the multiplayer section of Minecraft.
Is there a progression system on the server?	Yes, there is a balanced progression system where you start with nothing and work your way up to better tools and gadgets in the mines.
What happens when I reach the final mine?	Once you reach the final mine, you can move on to the next box where there are new mines with even better rewards.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join Box Ants and progress through the different mines together.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

House Oversight Committee Minecraft Server

Biden policies, Biden-Harris Administration, Committee, Congress, consequences, current events, FCC commissioner, Government, government oversight, Hearing, House, House Committee, House hearing, house of representatives, House Oversight Committee, Live, Live Stream, Minecraft, News, oversight, policies, Politics, public policy, Server, testimony

Are you tired of boring old politics and hearings? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, epic battles, and wacky adventures that make the House Oversight Committee look like a snoozefest.

Our server is so action-packed, you’ll forget all about those pesky Biden-Harris policies. Who needs to worry about government decisions when you can be building your own empire and battling dragons instead?

So come on down to our server and leave the politics behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who can grant you magical powers in the game. But shh, you didn’t hear that from us.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Animals Bred:	148
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Is She Right, TV? Minecraft SMP

Analysis, commentary, current events, debate, Entertainment, Is she right, Media, Minecraft, News, opinion, Panel Discussion, popular culture, right or wrong, smp, talk show, television, television hosts, television personalities, television programs, trending topics, TV, tv shows

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

anger, binge eating disorder, Boundaries, christmas dinner, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinClash, emotional, family, getting into shape, Harsh, hurtful comment, immature, Justified, Minecraft, Respect, sensitivity, Server, Support, Understanding, Yelling

Looking for a Minecraft server that will kick out anyone who fat-shames your sister? Look no further, because our server is all about protecting family honor! Join us for a wild ride of defending your loved ones and kicking out rude cousins who can’t keep their mouths shut. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. So come on, join us and show those haters who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Farms Harvested:	551	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crops Grown:	8280	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MommaCraft: MIL Edition

Boundaries, confronting behavior, covering up, disrespectful behavior., Edition, family drama, family dynamics, financial fraud, future MIL, future together, identity theft, MIL, MommaCraft, partner’s mom, relationship issues, Resentment, snooping, stolen inheritance, struggling to accept, taking without permission, trust issues, uneasy feelings

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law stealing from her own dying father? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Our server is so insane, even your partner’s mom would be shocked! With hidden treasures, epic battles, and secret alliances, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, if you think your mother-in-law is bad, just wait until you meet our resident villain, the Ender Dragon’s evil twin sister, Brenda the Betrayer! She’ll make you rethink all your family drama.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join our server today! Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even your mother-in-law teaming up with a creeper to steal your diamonds!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyScamFools

charlatan, CON, counterfeit, CraftyScamFools, Deception, dishonesty, easy target, Exploitation, Fake, fraud, fraudulence, gullible, hoax, Naive, Phony, ripoff, scam, scheme, snake oil, swindle, Trickery

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise big but deliver small? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam-tastic experience you’ve been waiting for! Join now for the chance to win a diamond block every time you log in (just kidding, you’ll actually get a dirt block)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Pigeon. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic creature, it will grant you three wishes (spoiler alert: the wishes are all for more dirt blocks).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. But be warned, these bunnies are no ordinary fluffy creatures – they have a taste for player flesh (just kidding, they’re actually quite friendly and enjoy a good game of hopscotch).

So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is (but hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Potions Brewed:	171

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

StrikeCraft: Taurus Missiles

Conflict Resolution, defense technology, Delivery, diplomatic actions, eastern europe, european parliament, foreign policy, international relations, meps, military intervention, military support, Missiles, nato, political decision, russia, security measures, StrikeCraft, Support, Taurus, Taurus missiles, Ukrainian strikes, Vote

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got MEPs votin for Ukrainian strikes inside Russia like wut even? Taurus missiles bein delivered left n right, it’s like a war zone up in here but in Minecraft world lmao. come join da chaos and see wut happens next, it’s gonna be wild af. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness. #minecraftwarzone #taurusmissiles #ukrainianstrikes #lolzyserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Droughts R Us: Climate Change Edition

CHANGE, climate, climate adaptation, climate change, Climate change impacts, climate crisis, climate modeling, climate projections, climate research, climate resilience, climate science, climate variability, Droughts, Dry spells, Edition, environmental changes, extreme weather events, Future droughts, global warming, Longer dry spells, Observation-constrained projections, water scarcity, weather patterns

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DOING THE MACARENA? WELL, THIS SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, PIGS THAT CAN FLY, AND TREES THAT GROW GOLDEN APPLES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT TRYING TO STEAL ALL THE CAKE? YEAH, CRAZY RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE ALL THE VILLAGERS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF! JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY SKELETONS, THEY’RE ALWAYS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR SHOES!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3490	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

What is the IP for PlayOverwatch Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, overwatch, Overwatch 2, playoverwatch, Server

PlayOverwatch is a popular team-based first-person shooter game developed and published by Blizzard Entertainment. Released in 2016, the game features a diverse cast of characters, each with unique abilities and playstyles. Players compete in various game modes such as escort, control, and assault, working together to achieve objectives and defeat the opposing team. With its engaging gameplay and competitive nature, PlayOverwatch has gained a large following in the esports community and remains a staple in the gaming industry.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.