Are you tired of being surrounded by Filipinos, Indos, and Vietnamese everywhere you go online? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven from those pesky raiders and server celebrities! Join us and escape the constant chaos of /vt/ raids and homobeggar shenanigans.

Our server is so exclusive that even pagpag-eating motherfuckers can’t afford to join! We have top-notch security to keep out all the unwanted guests, so you can mine and craft in peace without worrying about any unexpected visitors.

So come on down to our server and experience a world free from the tyranny of Filipino, Indo, and Vietnamese domination. Build, explore, and laugh your ass off as you enjoy the ridiculousness that is our Minecraft community. Join now and say goodbye to the constant drama and hello to a server like no other.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Ores Mined: 2567 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 49

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Runes Activated: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 71 Ores Mined: 6326
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Falling into the Void: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Towns Built: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 64 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Void Armor Forged: 21

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Towns Built: 10
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Emeralds Found: 9184 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Falling into the Void: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Crops Grown: 9665 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Dimension Hops: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Star Shards Collected: 158
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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