Funkg’s Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5138
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Votes:	4907	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some epic humping action! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic humping contests, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of mods to spice things up even more – like the “Hump-O-Meter” plugin that tracks your humping skills and awards you with special prizes.

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MysticCraft Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Adventure, Anime, cursed energy, dark fantasy, Demons, Food, friendship, high school, jujutsu kaisen, likes her, long tail, Manga, Martial Arts, MysticCraft, Powers, Realms, SHONEN, sorcery, sukuna descendent, Supernatural powers, writing abilities

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	5102
Dragon Eggs Found:	2608	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is lit AF because the owner is a straight-up culinary genius AND a master wordsmith. Like, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server run by a descendant of the legendary sukuna? It’s like having a real-life anime character as your server admin, man. Plus, you know the food on this server is gonna be fire, so you won’t go hungry while you’re building your epic creations. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and thank me later, dude!

Charisma-less Love Chat Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Dragons Tamed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player with no charisma for love and erp? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being rejected by /ntr/ or /flg/ again. Our community is full of players who are just as awkward and desperate for love as you are. So come on, join us and let’s all be awkward together in the most epic erp-filled adventure you’ve ever experienced!

HolyCraftyMomma

AUTHORITY, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, child development, Christmas spirit, Communication, Conflict Resolution, covert narcissism, family dynamics, grandmother, holiday dinner, HolyCraftyMomma, indoctrination, moving out, no contact, parenting, Religion, Respect, restricted subreddit, santa, single mother

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Votes:	5589
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Zombie Dances:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with covert narcissist grandmas trying to indoctrinate your child with their beliefs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from the drama!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where grandmas can’t ruin your Christmas spirit with their questionable teachings. No fear of God lectures here, just pure unadulterated fun!

Join now and let your creativity run wild, without any interference from meddling family members. Build your own Santa’s workshop and let your child believe in fictional characters without any unwanted religious influences. It’s time to take back control and show grandma who’s boss in the virtual world!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where you make the rules. It’s time to build, explore, and most importantly, have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all. Let’s escape reality together, one block at a time!

KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Random Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to explore a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena while you try to defeat it.

But that’s not all! We have the most random kinks you’ve ever heard of, like riding llamas dressed as unicorns, building houses out of giant mushrooms, and hosting fashion shows for zombie villagers.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild (literally, there’s a herd of wild ocelots running around spawn)!

Durability Craft: LLO Upgrade

advanced materials, battery technology, cathode material, Craft, Durability, durability enhancement, electrical engineering, energy storage, Engineering, innovation, libs, lithium ion batteries, lithium-rich layered oxide, LLO, material science, next generation, research development, researchers, strategy, sustainable energy, Technology, Upgrade

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	136	Gods Slained:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a secret technique to make your tools last FOREVER like that one ring from lord of the rings. imagine never having to worry about your diamond pickaxe breaking again, you can mine to your heart’s content without a care in the world.

our scientists have been working day and night in their lab coats and safety goggles to make this dream a reality. they’ve cracked the code on how to make lithium-rich layered oxide material last longer than your grandma’s fruitcake.

so if you want to be the envy of all your minecraft buddies and show off your indestructible gear, join our server now and start mining like there’s no tomorrow. who needs diamonds when you have tools that will outlive us all? come see for yourself and be amazed at the wonders of science (and maybe a little bit of magic).

free gamemode 1 LETS GO Moderators needed! Minecraft server

#1, free, gamemode, Let’s go, Minecraft, Moderators, Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Farms Harvested:	868	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	94
Dragon Eggs Found:	3074	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188

The owner of the server “free gamemode 1 LETS GO Moderators needed” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

steupantXpy.aternos.me

Angel’s Christmas Paradise 1.21.1

1.21.1, angel, Angels, celebration, christmas, christmas angel, Christmas day, Christmas in heaven, Christmas love, Christmas miracle, Christmas remembrance, eternal peace, Grief, guardian angel, Heaven, heaven gained an angel, HEAVENLY, holiday, Loss, love, Paradise, Remembrance, SPIRITUAL

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Animals Bred:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Yo, bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like heaven gained an angle on Christmas day, but like, in Minecraft form, ya feel me? Join this server and experience the divine blessings of pixelated perfection.

Build your own heavenly kingdom and rule over your subjects with an iron fist… or a diamond sword, whatever floats your boat.

But wait, there’s more! You can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s the real angel in this virtual paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and ascend to Minecraft heaven, where the pixels are always shining bright and the creepers are just misunderstood angels in disguise.

Where is he? Minecraft SMP

anxiety, confusion, Desperation, Disappearance, Distress, fear, hopelessness, longing, looking for someone, Lost, Minecraft, missing person, Mystery, Panic, SEARCHING, searching for clues, seeking answers, smp, unanswered questions, uncertainty, Where is he, Worried

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchantments Applied:	90	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Villages Defended:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness llama jousting tournaments, where the winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week.

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players ride on the backs of Ender Dragons through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and exploding creepers. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman showing off their best moves.

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just be careful not to anger the mods, or you might find yourself trapped in a never-ending maze of obsidian.

Mom’s BF, Mind Your Business Minecraft Server

advice, arguments, attitude, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Business, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family, Interference, Manners, Mind, Minecraft, mom, moms, overstepping, Parent, phone etiquette, privacy, relationships, Resentment, Server, teenage years, Thanksgiving, Therapy

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of your mom’s new boyfriend trying to act like he’s the boss of you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you make the rules! No more random lectures on being graceful or interruptions during important phone conversations. On our server, you can build your own kingdom and reign supreme without any unwanted advice from meddling boyfriends. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any awkward family dinners or passive-aggressive comments. So why wait? Join now and build your own virtual paradise where you can be the queen bee without any interference from mom’s new beau!

MommasHouseGoneBrr

Boundaries, brother, christmas, cleanup team, criticism, difficult personality, emotional needs, extended stay, family, General Contractor, holidays, home damage, insurance, Loneliness, MommasHouseGoneBrr, Mother, personal space, personal time, pipes burst, Prioritizing

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Star Shards Collected:	191	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and boundaries? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Just like the OP, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions. Will you let your mom extend her stay in your virtual Minecraft house, or will you prioritize your own sanity and kick her out (in the game, of course)?

With challenging personalities and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with frozen pipes and flooded basements here!

Join now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual car ride with your family members, trying to fit everyone in (luggage included)!

Haniyeh’s Revenge Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, international relations, iran, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, official admission, Political, response, Revenge, SECURITY, Server, Tension, UN, united nations, world events

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	6728
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than iran and israel combined, like seriously we got creepers blowing up everyone’s houses and zombies invading the village every night. plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, so you know it’s gonna be wild. come join the chaos and see if you can survive longer than haniyeh did in israel’s crosshairs. peace out, gamers!

NukeCraftFrance25

carbon emissions, edf, electricity, ENERGY, energy infrastructure, energy policy, energy production, Environment, France, French energy, Grid, nuclear energy, Nuclear Power Plant, Nuclear Reactor, nuclear safety, NukeCraftFrance25, power, reactor construction, renewable energy, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Farms Harvested:	647
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

lol u know what else is adding stuff? this epic minecraft server! we got reactors too, but not nuclear ones, we got creeper reactors that explode with fun and excitement! join our server and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained to protect it at all costs. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by Notch himself. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

AstroRealms Lifesteal Skyblock

Adventure, bed defense, Bedwars, custom plugin, Drop Pods, floating island, floating island survival, Fortressa, Futuristic Hub, Galactic, galactic adventure, Immersive, LifeSteal, PvP, PvP battles, pvp strategy, Raiding, SKY, Skyblock, space station, strategy, strategy game, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10

AstroRealms – Your Galactic Minecraft Adventure Awaits! Junior Lifesteal Engage in heart-stealing PvP battles and fight for survival! Skyblock Build and thrive on your floating island in Oblivia! HungerGames Experience the classic HungerGames with a custom plugin for a fresh, unique twist! BedWars Defend your bed, fortify your base, and eliminate rivals in Fortressa. Master the ultimate PvP strategy!

The Space Station Hub Explore our futuristic hub, connecting planets with immersive drop pods. View stunning galactic vistas as you travel between worlds. Join AstroRealms Today! Adventure awaits with PvP, survival, and strategy. Connect now for the ultimate Minecraft journey!

Play.AstroRealms.io

Pixel Oasis

1.21.1

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Get ready to have your mind blown on this epic Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got so many chickens that they’ve started their own government! And don’t even get me started on the cows, they’re basically running the whole show now. Plus, our villagers have perfected the art of synchronized swimming in the lava pools. It’s like a fiery ballet, I swear! So come on down and join us for some seriously wacky adventures – just don’t forget to bring your own diamond pickaxe, ’cause things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

Nope Not Minecraft SMP Opinions

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who have built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server is blown up and everyone has to rebuild from scratch, and “Zombie Apocalypse Wednesdays” where the admins spawn in hordes of zombies and you have to survive the night.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon made of cheese while wearing a suit made of armor made of armor? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!