Funk SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Empire of Blocks

Alternate Reality, ancient civilizations, blocks, cultural transformation, cyberpunk future, dystopian society, Empire, empire-building, FANTASY, futuristic past, historical fiction, History, Medieval Era, parallel universe, roman empire, science fiction, societal change, speculative fiction, Technology, time period, time travel, Worldbuilding

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

imagine a minecraft server where the medieval era is like a cyberpunk future for the roman empire. u can ride dragons with laser eyes and battle against robot knights with chainsaw swords. the castles are made of rainbow blocks and the villagers wear neon spandex. join us if u want to experience the most epic crossover in minecraft history. plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes. come join the madness, u won’t regret it!

Deep Coral Escape

adaptation, climate change, coral, coral bleaching, Coral Reefs, corals, deep, deep water, ecological balance, environmental impact, Escape, global warming, Heat Tolerance, Marine Biology, marine habitats, marine life, marine species, ocean conservation, ocean ecosystems, ocean temperature, shallow water, species migration, warming waters

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Emeralds Found:	177	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

come join our minecraft server where corals are like, yo, we gotta dip to the deep waters cuz the surface is too hot for us. but then the deep water corals are like, nah man, it’s too hot down here too. but then the shallow water corals are like, we can handle the heat, we’re chill like that. so they all hang out together and have a coral party like no other. join us for the craziest underwater adventure ever, where corals are the life of the party and heat tolerance is the name of the game. dive in and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Tower Defense

Adventure, Battles, Bosses, Conquer, Cool Towers, Defense, Dynamic Classes, ENEMY, Friends, Minecraft, Minigames, Party System, R&B, Skills, strategies, strategy, teamwork, Tower, Tower Defense, Ultimate, Unique

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

RB: Tower Defense
Overview	The Ultimate Minecraft Tower Defense Experience! Are you ready for a new kind of adventure in Minecraft? RB: Tower Defense brings you a thrilling, fast-paced, and action-packed tower defense game like no other!

Why You’ll Love RB: Tower Defense:
🏰 Cool and Unique Towers: Build and upgrade towers with exciting abilities to dominate the battlefield.
⚔️ Dynamic Classes: Choose from a variety of classes and join the fight against waves of enemies.
👹 Unique Bosses: Face off against challenging bosses that will test your strategy and teamwork.
🤯 Play as the Enemy: Switch sides and become part of the enemy team to spice things up!
🎉 Party System: Team up with your friends and defend together or challenge them for ultimate bragging rights.

Whether you’re defending solo or coordinating epic battles with your crew, RB: Tower Defense offers endless hours of fun. Sharpen your skills, experiment with different strategies, and conquer every level!

Join the adventure today! Server IP: towerdefense.xyz Discord: https://discord.gg/BMHhm4hP3T

Are you ready to rise as the ultimate defender? Let the battles begin!

FAQ

1. Can I play RB: Tower Defense with my friends?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense has a party system where you can team up with your friends to defend together or challenge them for bragging rights.

2. Are there different classes in RB: Tower Defense?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense offers dynamic classes for players to choose from and join the fight against waves of enemies.

3. How do I upgrade towers in RB: Tower Defense?

You can upgrade towers with exciting abilities to dominate the battlefield in RB: Tower Defense.

4. Can I play as the enemy in RB: Tower Defense?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense allows you to switch sides and become part of the enemy team to spice things up.

5. Where can I find the server IP for RB: Tower Defense?

You can find the server IP at towerdefense.xyz.

6. How can I join the RB: Tower Defense Discord server?

You can join the RB: Tower Defense Discord server at https://discord.gg/BMHhm4hP3T.

Nostalgic Adventure 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, childhood favorites, childhood gaming, childhood memories, childhood pastime, classic games, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming nostalgia trip, gaming recollections, Gaming Throwback, Nostalgia, nostalgic, old school gaming, reliving childhood, Reminiscing, replay game, retro gaming, retro gaming experience, throwback gaming, video games, vintage games

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Love Letters Sent:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like replaying ur fave game from childhood but on crack! It’s so good, it’s like a nostalgia trip on steroids, man.

Join for the LOLs, join for the chaos, join for the sheer mind-bending experience of reliving ur childhood in a whole new way.

Trust me, once you step into this server, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like stepping into a time machine made of pixelated blocks and pure insanity.

Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and prepare to have ur mind blown in the weirdest, most awesome way possible.

NoRideTwiceForYou

bad impression, BYOB, conflicting feelings, ENTITLEMENT, female solidarity, grown adult, halloween night, mutual friend, New Years party, NoRideTwiceForYou, party dynamics, party etiquette, party guest, planning ahead, refusing favors, ride home, rude behavior, social graces, Transportation, Uber

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3672	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from entitled party guests like Ashley? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven from demanding divas who expect you to be their personal chauffeur. Join us and never worry about being guilt-tripped into giving a ride to someone who brings nothing to the party but attitude. Plus, we have a strict no-bitchy-librarian policy in place, so you can game in peace without any snarky comments about your smile. Trust us, our server is the place to be for drama-free fun and epic adventures. Join now and leave entitled Ashleys in the dust!

MentalBlockCraft

coping mechanisms, mental health, mental health acceptance, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health empowerment, mental health healing., mental health journey, mental health positivity, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, MentalBlockCraft, self-care, Therapy

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of your brain playing tricks on you like a sneaky little creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, your mental health will be as stable as a perfectly crafted diamond sword! Join us and escape the real world where your brain is your worst enemy and enter a virtual paradise where the only thing trying to kill you is a pesky zombie. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where your mental health can finally chill out and enjoy the game!

Warrior’s Honor: Enlist & Craft

active-duty soldiers, Craft, dignity-oriented states, enlist, Honor, honor code, Honor culture, honor culture influence, honor society, honor traditions, honor values, honor-bound soldiers, honor-oriented states, identity formation, military culture, military enlistment rates, military honor, military identity, military recruitment, military service, us military, warrior ethos, warrior mindset, Warriors

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got honor culture linked to military stuff and identity formation and all dat jazz. Our server be like a boot camp for Minecraft warriors, where u gotta embrace dat “warrior mindset” and stuff.

We got soldiers with strong ties to honor culture, so u know it’s gonna be lit. Plus, honor-oriented states have higher enlistment rates, so u know we ain’t messin’ around. Join now and become a Minecraft warrior like no other! Let’s goooo!

Classic Prison

airdrops, B Ward, bedrock server, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Fishing, Guards, Koth, og, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4801	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Cosmic Redstone Empire 1.20.5

1.20.5, America, Attacks, Bezmenov, closest allies, Cold War tactics, Conspiracy, Cosmic, destroy America, elon musk, Empire, Espionage, KGB agent, Misinformation, political interference, pro-Russian stooges, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Redstone, Russian influence, subversion, UK Government, Ukraine, Wake Up

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4557	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magic Items Found:	8882	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and destruction! We’re out here trying to destroy America from within, just like in those crazy conspiracy theories. We even attack America’s closest allies, like the UK, and try to replace their government with pro-Russian stooges. And of course, we attack Ukraine because why not, right? It’s all part of the plan, man. Bezmenov knew what was up, and now we’re living it in Minecraft form. So come join us and help bring down the system, one block at a time!

VacayGrief Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Communication, couples trip, Decision making, family, flights, gift, Grandparents, joint account, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, Planning, porto, portugal, quality time, relationship, Server, travel, vacation, vacation savings, VacayGrief, wine tasting.

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and joint decision-making? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing where your vacation savings are going!

Imagine logging in to find that your hard-earned diamonds have been used to build a giant pixel art of a Porto wine bottle. Or maybe your emeralds have been traded for flight tickets to a virtual Porto. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for surprise adventures, like being teleported to a random location on the map every time you log in. Who needs control over their vacation savings when you can have spontaneous fun like this?

So come join us on this wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all while sipping on a virtual glass of Porto wine. Cheers to chaos and hilarity!

PresentPirateHub

advice, childish, christmas, Communication, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Gifts, grinch, holiday, husband, inconsiderate, Marriage, PresentPirateHub, Presents, relationships, special occasion, tradition, unreasonable, Upset, Wife

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ores Mined:	8119
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	New Chunks Explored:	388638
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Towns Built:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Christmas spirit is alive and well…unlike some people’s husbands! Join us for a jolly good time filled with surprises and excitement, just make sure your spouse doesn’t ruin it by opening all the presents before you do!

On our server, you can experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts without worrying about someone spoiling the surprise. And if they do, just threaten to return their gifts in-game – that’ll show ’em!

We have a supportive community where you can share your holiday woes and get advice on how to deal with a Grinch-like partner. Plus, our players are experts at handling unexpected situations, like finding out your significant other has a secret present-opening obsession.

So come join us on the server where Christmas magic is real, and the only drama you’ll find is in the chat. Who needs real-life gift-giving when you can have virtual presents and drama-free fun? See you there!

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Farms Harvested:	601
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	162
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	288	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Players:	109/700	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Love Letters Sent:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2