Funk SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hotdog Water

Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, java, Java 1.21, Land Claim, PvP, Resets, SC_OFF, SC_ON, semi anarchy, stealing, voted world resets, Water, Website

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

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Server Info	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Reset	Vote for resets on Discord.
Gameplay Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
How often are resets voted on?	Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
Is griefing allowed?	Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
Are there any restrictions on building?	There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Assistance, Generated, Language Model, list, long tail, Natural Language Processing, PIXEL, poki, Queen, Queen Poki, Realm, royal, tags, Technology, Thread

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	New Chunks Explored:	77530
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

aging and sexuality, Crafting, elderly sexuality, Intimacy in Later Life, Masturbation, Mining, People over seventy, senior sex life, SeniorCraft, sex, sexual activity in older adults, sexual activity in seniors, sexual behavior in older adults, sexual desire in seniors, sexual experiences in old age, sexual function in elderly, sexual health in old age, sexual pleasure in old age, sexual relationships in older adults, sexual satisfaction in older age, sexual wellness in seniors, sexuality and aging, sexuality in the elderly

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

CraftyVWTaxDodge

Automotive Industry, corporate taxes, court case, CraftyVWTaxDodge, India, international business, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal filing, tax assessment, tax controversy, tax demand, Tax Dispute, tax evasion, tax laws, tax liabilities, tax litigation, tax regulations, Volkswagen, Volkswagen India

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8425
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

activities, altered brain connectivity, anhedonia, Brain, brain function, brain imaging, Connect, depression, emotional processing, emotional well being, enjoyment, Food, hobbies, mental health, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, Pleasure, Portal, psychological disorders, research study, social interactions

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Farms Harvested:	585
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crops Grown:	6624	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mines Excavated:	1299	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

SoftSlayer

application, Arena, Cheating, chill environment, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, Griefing, harassing, library, market, Parkour, PvP, Resource, rules, smp, SoftSlayer, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	65	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	22

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	softslayer.com

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

Join our discord server!

About Us

SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

Features

Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
Library full of books written by players since 2012
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

Rules

We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

Join Us

Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

1.20.2, accident, cabinet, clean up, funny, Household, humor, Mess, Mischief, mischief maker, Mischievous, mishap, mistake, Naughty, Oops, prank, shondo, silly, silly water, Spill, Trouble, troublemaker, Water

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

alcoholism, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, DadTaxFree, drug addiction, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial Stability, financial support, generational trauma, Minecraft, MONEY, parental issues, personal boundaries, relationships, self-care, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Farms Harvested:	822
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!

BabyDaddyDaycare

#breastfeeding, anger, baby, BabyDaddyDaycare, Backup Plan, Communication, Conflict, Dinner, Friends, frozen breastmilk, gym, Instructions, leaving baby, maternal leave, parenting, partner, relationship, Resentment, silent treatment, Support, Trust

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5164	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama and tantrums in your real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind, just like this mom left her baby for a dinner date!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!

So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!

Cheater-Free Crafty Fun

BETRAYAL, broken trust, CheaterFree, Cheating, cheating in marriage, cheating in relationships, consequences of cheating, Crafty, Deception, dishonesty, emotional pain, forgiveness, Fun, Infidelity, Integrity, long term effects of cheating, loyalty, Moral values, Rebuilding trust., relationships, second chances, Trust, unfaithful

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Cheaters? Pfft, on our server, we welcome them with open arms! In fact, we encourage cheating so much that we have a special “Hacker’s Paradise” area where cheaters can roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking all the rules and getting away with it!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.

So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

airstrikes, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Europe, international relations, Military, military intervention, nato, Politics, russia, russian aggression, Russian airstrikes, security council, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, united nations, vladimir zelensky, War, Zelensky, ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Animals Bred:	95
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mines Excavated:	2201	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

OMG, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even Zelensky is talking about it! There have been over 1,400 Russian airstrikes this week, but don’t worry, our server is so epic that even airstrikes can’t bring us down! Join now and build the craziest base to protect yourself from all the chaos. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Disco Disk Skills Server

brand new disk, Consciousness, data, death, disco, Disk, experiences, innate talents, life simulation, next person, no talents, old person data, Server, Skills, traces

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Towns Built:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we make your wildest dreams come true! ever wonder what it’s like to live in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? well, look no further cuz we got it all!

our server is so lit that even the gods of minecraft come to play with us. we once had Notch himself build a house made entirely out of emerald blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the time when Herobrine showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off. let’s just say, he’s not as scary as you think.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of creepers with a diamond sword. you can even build a castle in the sky and rule over your own kingdom of sheep and cows. the possibilities are endless!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to unlocking the hidden powers of the ender dragon. or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh with some new friends. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CasualMinecraft

Adventure, bedrock, Builders, casualminecraft, classic experience, collaboration, Community, creativity, Crossplatform, Discord, Exploration, Friendly, Immersion, java, no-frills, proximity chat, Seasoned Veteran, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

IP	casualminecraft.fun
Bedrock	play.casualminecraft.fun (19132)

Overview

What We’re About: Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed: Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun
Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)
Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ

Q: What type of gameplay does Casual Minecraft offer?: A: Casual Minecraft offers a no-frills survival SMP experience for players.
Q: Is there optional proximity chat available on the server?: A: Yes, players who enjoy proximity chat can enable this feature for added immersion.
Q: Are builders needed on Casual Minecraft?: A: Yes, trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region and create a lasting legacy on the server.

Mupill Adventure 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adventure, doctor’s orders, dosage, Drugstore, healing, health, Healthcare, Instructions, medication, Medicine, Mupill, pharmaceuticals, pharmacy, pill, Prescription, Recovery, refill, side effects, Take the mupill, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	969344	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Emeralds Found:	2597
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Votes:	376	Towns Built:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Hey you, yeah you! Do you like to build stuff and destroy stuff in a virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and creativity! We have so many cool features like custom plugins, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. You never know what you’ll find down there, so grab your pickaxe and start digging!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mupill take you on a wild ride of madness and mayhem!

PantsBlockParty

body type, Buy, fit, Friend, hurt, Insecurities, insecurities playing, Jealousy, measurements, ONLINE, online thrifting, pants, PantsBlockParty, price, reasonable, sale, smaller, smaller fit, stranger, try on, Unique

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pants are the ultimate currency! Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect pair of pants that will fit your blocky character like a glove.

We have a unique system where you can trade, sell, or even battle for the most stylish pants in the game. No more struggling to find the right fit, as our virtual tailors will custom-make pants just for you.

But beware, jealousy and insecurities run rampant in our pixelated world. Will you be the one to snatch up the coveted pants before your friend does? Or will you let them try on the pants of your dreams, only to watch them prance around in style?

Join our server now and let the pants party begin! Who knew virtual fashion could be so intense?

Players:	100/900	Votes:	8824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23