Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Farms Harvested:	275
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Zombie Dances:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4669	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Votes:	7657
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Potions Brewed:	95
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ores Mined:	3066	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3197
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Villages Defended:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5527
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9457
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Divine Spears Created:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ores Mined:	6321
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magic Items Found:	4310
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br