yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz if u don’t, u gonna be left dealin’ with some funky fungal disease like a zombie from da game. WHO says like 3.8 million peeps die every year from dis shiz, so u better hop on dis server before u turn into a mushroom or somethin’. trust me, u don’t wanna be walkin’ around lookin’ like a creep from da nether realm. join now or forever hold ur peace, cuz ain’t nobody got time for fungal resistance up in here.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
Enchantments Applied: 268 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Mines Excavated: 3252

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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