Funcraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9048
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7943	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	5635	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Void Gems Collected:	38

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3786
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crops Grown:	8058
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Runes Activated:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	104	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	4566	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Crops Grown:	8032	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	3