Funcraft MC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	9855	Love Letters Sent:	3
New Chunks Explored:	134777	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mines Excavated:	4735	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	New Chunks Explored:	671696
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	281	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7813
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Emeralds Found:	9803
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Votes:	6641
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	2679
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magic Items Found:	3178
Enchantments Applied:	212	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	117	Chimeras Created:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Towns Built:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Star Shards Collected:	53

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	94
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crops Grown:	5912	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Towns Built:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

Players:	103/500	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2