Full Kit Wankers Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of dealing with full kit wankers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where full kit wankers are a thing of the past! Our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about what they’re wearing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Join us and you just might find yourself in a battle against a llama with a diamond sword!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King. He rules over his chicken kingdom with an iron fist (or wing?) and is always looking for new subjects to join his feathered army.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those full kit wankers behind for good!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	369	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BoutCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the one and only freed Russian arms dealer, Bout, back in the weapons business?! Like, what even is happening, right?! Bout be slinging them weapons like nobody’s business, making this server the most lit place to be in all of Minecraft land.

Join us if you wanna be part of the action, trading weapons with Bout and feeling like a total badass. Who needs diamonds when you can have an AK-47, amirite?! Plus, rumor has it that Bout has a secret stash of enchanted weapons that will make you the most OP player in the game.

So come on over and experience the thrill of being in the weapons business with Bout. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! See you on the server, fam! 🔫💣🔥

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Animals Bred:	41
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PutinPartyPanic

Computer Hacking, cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity breach, data breach, digital security, hacker attack, hacking incident, Information Security, internet security, online hacking, Putin’s birthday, PutinPartyPanic, russia, Russian state media, Vladimir Putin

Join our epic Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life, where even Russian state media can’t catch a break on Putin’s birthday! We promise no hacker attacks here, just pure, unadulterated fun! Build your own empire, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe (or just find some diamonds, whatever floats your boat). So come on down and join us, because who needs reality when you can have Minecraft? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MindCraft LimbTech

advanced medical technology, Artificial Intelligence, assistive devices, bioengineering, bionic limbs, Brain-controlled, cutting-edge research, Futuristic technology, human-machine interface, innovation, limb replacement, LimbTech, medical advancements, mindcraft, neural interface, neuroscience, neurotechnology, prosthetic limbs, prosthetics, Reality, robotics, Technology

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to play Minecraft with your mind? Well, on this server, we got brain-controlled bionic limbs that are like, SO CLOSE to becoming a reality! Imagine building a castle just by thinking about it – no more pesky clicking or keyboard smashing needed!

Join us on this epic adventure where you can control your character with your thoughts. It’s like telekinesis but in Minecraft form! Plus, rumor has it that the bionic limbs give you super strength in the game. You’ll be able to mine blocks faster than a speeding bullet and defeat mobs with just a flick of your brain!

So come on, join us on this mind-blowing server and experience the future of gaming. Who needs hands when you have a brain that can do it all? Let’s get crazy and build the most insane creations together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	1761	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

What is the IP for jacksepticeye Minecraft Server?

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Jacksepticeye, born Seán William McLoughlin, is a popular Irish YouTuber known for his energetic and humorous gaming videos. With over 27 million subscribers on his channel, he has become one of the most influential figures in the online gaming community. Jacksepticeye is known for his catchphrase “Top of the morning to ya, laddies!” and his charismatic personality that keep his fans engaged and entertained.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	155961	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ISO SMP: Where adults play pretend in a fresh new world without any added vanilla or hermit-craft flavor!

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ISO SMP Overview

Feature	Description
18+ community	We welcome players who are 18 years old and above to join our server.
Chest locking plugin	Players can lock their chests using signs to prevent unauthorized access.
Invisible item frames	Players can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.
Player and mob heads	Players can collect and display player and mob heads as trophies.
Deathchest	A chest will spawn at the player’s death location to store their items.
Vein-miner	Players can mine entire veins of ores with a single block break.
/home	Players can set a home location and teleport back to it anytime.
Shops with custom economy	Players can create shops to trade items with others using a custom economy system.
NO-GRIEF	We have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment.
Server uptime	Our server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy uninterrupted gameplay.
Custom armor stand	Players can customize armor stands with different poses and equipment.
Mini-blocks	Enjoy building with smaller blocks to create intricate designs.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the ISO SMP server?

To join our server, please connect using the Minecraft IP address provided on our Discord server: [insert IP address here].

2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join our community as long as they abide by our rules and guidelines.

3. Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

Yes, we require players to be 18 years old or above to join our server.

4. How can I protect my belongings from theft?

You can use the chest locking plugin and signs to secure your chests and prevent unauthorized access.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment for all players.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1137
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Land Respect Minecraft Server

ancestral land, community empowerment, community respect, cultural heritage, Cultural preservation, cultural respect, cultural understanding, indigenous rights, indigenous youth council, intergenerational respect, Land, land rights, land stewardship, Minecraft, native american rights, people of land, Respect, respect for elders, Server, traditional values, tribal respect, tribal traditions, youth empowerment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the land is ruled by a group of llama overlords who demand respect and tribute in the form of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the land. Will you join forces with the llamas or the chicken ninjas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes. Just be careful not to crash into any wandering polar bears or you might end up in a snowball fight to the death.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, respect the llamas or face the wrath of the chicken ninjas.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

asmr, azura, Azura Dulait, discord server, Dreamy edition, FAQ, gen 1, general, head cutouts, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Shibi, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, smp, STREAMS, Stronny Cuttles, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VOD Archive

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as dreamy as a fertility goddess, as fierce as a feral polar bear, and as hypnotic as a cuttlefish? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our talented cast of characters will keep you entertained with their ASMR streams, lewd audios, and spicy content. And don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner (just kidding… or am I?). So come join the madness and become a part of our crazy community! Just remember, no fan servers allowed – we’re too wild for that!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, Boundaries, comparison, coworker, crying, diffusing, domestic skills, evaluating, Fighting, housekeeping skills, ignore comments, lack of invitations, marital issues, MarriageCraft, Minecraft, pushover, relationship issues, SAHM, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE, unpleasant environment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PreggoPurgeCraft

ah, Bipolar, Cheating, children, college, custody, Diagnosis, Eviction, ex gf, family, Friends, half-sibling, Help, MONEY, ppd, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnant, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

10. Abuse, 11. Lies, 12. Betrayal, 13. Lack of trust, 14. Lack of empathy, 15. Incompatibility, 16. Lack of effort, 17. Disloyalty, 18. Selfishness, 19. Lack of communication, 2. Emotional manipulation, 20. Insecurity., 3. cheating, 4. Gaslighting, 5. Lack of respect, 6. Controlling behavior, 7. Infidelity, 8. Disrespectful communication, 9. Neglect, ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP, toxic behavior

Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

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Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Items Found:	2772
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

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yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crops Grown:	4104	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocky HR Fun Land

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So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

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Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.