Are you tired of dealing with full kit wankers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where full kit wankers are a thing of the past! Our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about what they’re wearing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Join us and you just might find yourself in a battle against a llama with a diamond sword!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King. He rules over his chicken kingdom with an iron fist (or wing?) and is always looking for new subjects to join his feathered army.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those full kit wankers behind for good!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Crops Grown: 4983

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • SukhoiSmackdownMC

    SukhoiSmackdownMC
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with missiles and stuff. we got russian hunters and fighter jets and all that crazy shiz. u can be a pilot or a hunter or just watch the chaos unfold. it’s like a warzone but in minecraft lmao. join now before the russians come after u too lol.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Crafty Minds: Social Nerds

    Crafty Minds: Social Nerds
    u ever wonder why smart people always seem to be alone? well, on our server, u can be smart AND social! we have a community of geniuses who also know how to party like rockstars. join us and show off your big brain while making tons of friends who are just as smart as u. who says u can’t have it all? come join us and be the ultimate brainiac social butterfly!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Love Letters Sent: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Wild Savanna Adventure

    Wild Savanna Adventure
    come join our epic minecraft server where droughts are reshaping the land like a crazy game of musical chairs but with lions, leopards, wild dogs, and cheetahs! watch as these majestic animals fight for territory and survival in a battle royale like no other.

    build your own oasis in the midst of the chaos and show off your skills in taming the wild beasts. who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of nature? join now to find out and be part of the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 98

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!

    Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!

    Luminary Minecraft Server Overview

    Title Details
    Server Name Luminary
    Version 1.20.1-1.20.4
    Description Medieval modded smp with complete freedom in choices, ability to become king, start a nation, and exciting mod packs and plugins
    Release Date November 8th

    FAQ

    Builder Applications

    Builder applications are open in discord. Join to apply for a builder role.

    Release Date

    The server will be officially released on November 8th. Be sure to join early!

    Early Joins Get OG Rank

    Until November 8th, early joiners will receive the OG rank. Take advantage of this offer before it expires.

    Discord

    Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/eUcHbFpfDw

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Ores Mined: 4435 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a Tekken 8 themed Minecraft experience where you can battle it out with your friends using epic combos and moves for each character. Want to show off your Glicko2 rating? We’ve got you covered!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you rare items for a good joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””

    ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is powered by Intel Raptor Lake, which may or may not have caused some instability issues. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their gaming experience?

    2. Need some upgrade advice? Look no further than our PC building guide, where we recommend CPUs like the R9 9950X for multicore madness and the i5 13500 for those on a budget. Because why settle for a basic setup when you can go all out?

    3. When it comes to GPUs, we’ve got options for every resolution. From the RTX 4070 Super for 1440p gaming to the ultra-budget option of a used RTX 2060 Super, we’ve got you covered. And don’t forget about the RTX 4090 for all your amateur production needs – because who needs practicality when you can have extravagance?

    4. RAM, SSDs, coolers, motherboards – we’ve got recommendations for all your PC needs. Just ignore the haters who can’t appreciate the beauty of a 970 EVO SSD. They’re just jealous of its greatness.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way?

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • PuppyCraft Minecraft Server

    PuppyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a doggy daycare instead of your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of living with an emotional support dog who thinks your furniture is a chew toy!

    Our server offers a peaceful oasis where you can build your dream home without worrying about surprise messes or constant barking. Say goodbye to the stress of coming home to a disaster zone and hello to a world where your only worry is finding the perfect block for your next build.

    Don’t let your roommate’s furry friend ruin your sanity any longer – join our server and reclaim your peace of mind! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual terriers are expertly trained and never leave a mess behind. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the doggy drama for good!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP

    NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove to the world that you have no life! We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, farms that produce enchanted golden apples on the hour, and even a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake, right?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the dragon and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to join in on the fun and ride a dragon too? Then this is the place for you!

    So come on over and show the world just how little of a life you have by joining our crazy, over-the-top Minecraft SMP. Who needs sunlight and fresh air when you can have virtual riches and dragon rides instead?

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 206 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • MinecraftMysteryMadness

    MinecraftMysteryMadness
    Have you ever been playing Minecraft and suddenly a herd of pink sheep descended from the sky and started dancing the Macarena? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our wacky Minecraft server yet!

    Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Will you dare to join them?

    So if you’re ready to experience the most unexplainable and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 277 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Clock Control Craft

    Clock Control Craft
    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!

    and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!

    so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Animals Bred: 50 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Goblin King: Krenko
    Server Theme: Goblin chaos and worship of the god of chaos
    Server Rules:

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What is the server theme? The server is themed around goblins, chaos, and the worship of the god of chaos.
    What are the server rules?
    • Kill anything that says goblins are weak
    • Revenge fallen friends
    • Follow the wishes of the god of chaos
    • Respect if respected
    How can I join the server? Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 820425 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 139
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Farms Harvested: 153 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PvP Masters Minecraft Server

    PvP Masters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing boring old singleplayer Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of battling it out with other players in epic PvP matches? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    Join our server and experience the chaos of PvP like never before. We have custom arenas, insane weapons, and even a secret underground lair where you can challenge the server owner to a duel for ultimate bragging rights.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them in battle. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest PvP adventures of your life!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation

    Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation
    Are you tired of being stuck in your boring dorm room with nothing to do? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground rave parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • PreggoPals Minecraft Server

    PreggoPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of babysitting your niece, nephew, and daughter while your brother and SIL kick back and relax! Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about little ones running wild and breaking things.

    With our server, you’ll never have to deal with irresponsible parents again! Say goodbye to constantly watching over three kids while your family members enjoy themselves – on our server, everyone is responsible for their own gameplay.

    And don’t worry about your SIL’s plans for a fourth child – on our server, parenting is a breeze and you can have as many virtual kids as you want without the stress. Plus, our virtual babysitting services are always available, so you can enjoy a date night without burdening your parents.

    Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be watching out for is creepers!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 362 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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