Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where we don’t just sell fossil fuels and sugar, we sell pure addiction, baby!

Join us if you wanna feed your cravings for caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss.

Our server is like a gas station on steroids, pumping out the craziest adventures and the wildest parties. So come on down and get your fix of fun, because once you join, you’ll never wanna leave!

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the addiction begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 10 Runes Activated: 7
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me

    EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me
    Are you tired of getting evicted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without the fear of getting kicked out! Plus, we have a strict “no snitching” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will report your epic builds. Join now and say goodbye to homelessness in the virtual world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Enchantments Applied: 234

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!

    Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is run by a high and horny sissy slut who is ready to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and kinky surprises around every corner.

    Our sissy slut admin will answer any and all questions you have, whether it’s about Minecraft tips or their favorite lingerie. Plus, they’ll even host special events like “Strip Mining Saturdays” where players can mine for diamonds while stripping down to their undies.

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join our crazy, kinky world? Come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 51
    Towns Built: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Ores Mined: 885

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Blocky Shenanigans: ‘it really do be like that’ Minecraft Server

    Blocky Shenanigans: ‘it really do be like that’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to ride on rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds while being chased by a horde of angry chickens wearing top hats. Trust us, it really do be like that on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! How about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks from its nostrils? Yeah, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of nothing but grass and dirt? It’s true, we swear!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It really do be like that!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Crops Grown: 7771
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Blocky Beauties: Suisei’s Sexy Minecraft Adventures

    Blocky Beauties: Suisei’s Sexy Minecraft Adventures
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at! Join us and you’ll have the chance to witness Suisei from Hololive transform into the ultimate sex symbol of the virtual world! Watch as she builds pixelated hearts with her bare hands and seduces creepers with her enchanting voice. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild and wacky adventure – join our server now!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Forever Alone Craft: Where weekends are meant for gaming, not socializing!

    Forever Alone Craft: Where weekends are meant for gaming, not socializing!
    Are you tired of spending your weekends all alone, staring at your screen and wishing for some excitement? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop fun!

    Imagine this: you’re wandering through our virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their fabulous wool. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about the legendary bacon tree, where pigs fly and bacon grows in abundance!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly plants and challenges players to navigate his treacherous maze of spikey traps. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the elusive Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure diamond and grants wishes to those who can catch it.

    So why waste another weekend playing alone when you could be joining us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The bacon tree is calling your name!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MadLadCraft: Where the craziness never ends!

    MadLadCraft: Where the craziness never ends!
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a mad lad decided to build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds. And guess what? Isreal loved it so much that they declared their undying love for America! True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers (just make sure they don’t explode). Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SuicidalCraft: Where winning means dying!

    SuicidalCraft: Where winning means dying!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to win is by killing yourself! That’s right, suicide is the key to victory on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be competing against other players to see who can off themselves the fastest, but there are also crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you want to throw yourself off a cliff just to see what happens next.

    Join now and experience the thrill of trying to outdo your fellow players in the ultimate game of life and death. Just remember, the only way to win is to lose… yourself.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • OverstayingCraft: Where even the creepers are starting to think it’s time to move on

    OverstayingCraft: Where even the creepers are starting to think it’s time to move on
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that feel like they’ve been around since the dinosaurs roamed the earth? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a creeper in a TNT factory!

    Join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that can breakdance, and cows that can do the Macarena. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our dancing sheep disco party!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

    So why does it feel like our server is overstaying its welcome? Because once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Come for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Magic Items Found: 7458 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition

    Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem where anything goes!

    Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MermaidMayhem Minecraft Server: Dive into a sea of laughs and adventure!

    MermaidMayhem Minecraft Server: Dive into a sea of laughs and adventure!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where mermaids roam the waters, ready to lure unsuspecting players into their underwater lairs. But don’t worry, you can also become a mermaid and join in on the fun!

    Join our server for a chance to face your fears of water and beautiful women all at once. Explore underwater caves filled with treasure and danger, and maybe even find love with a mermaid (or merman, we don’t discriminate).

    So why wait? Dive into our server today and experience the thrill of a horror game like no other. Just remember to bring your water wings and a sense of humor!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 363
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2150 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • HouthisCraft: Where even the creepers know who’s boss!

    HouthisCraft: Where even the creepers know who’s boss!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a stampede of llamas? Look no further, because on our server, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our community is so diverse that even the zombies are learning new languages. Plus, our players are so skilled at PvP that they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not? The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times our players have accidentally fallen into lava.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers). Who knows, you might even spot a houthis riding a llama while singing “Baby Shark” in Swahili. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Enchantments Applied: 99 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • LaggyCraft2077 – Where glitches are features and creepers wear neon cyberpunk outfits

    LaggyCraft2077 – Where glitches are features and creepers wear neon cyberpunk outfits
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where we’ve taken inspiration from the cyberpunk world of “Johnny Got His Gun” and turned it into a virtual playground of chaos and mayhem!

    Join us for the ultimate character builder update 2.0, where you can create the most insane and outrageous characters you can imagine. Want to be a half-cybernetic, half-mutant, half-unicorn? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

    Watch our official launch trailer, “Phantom Liberty,” where you’ll see just how wild and crazy our server can get. And don’t forget to check out our exclusive items from Twitch, Amazon, Gwent, The Witcher, and Gog – because who doesn’t want a cybernetic sword that shoots lasers?

    Need some extra help? We’ve got console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling, money, and more. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our recommended mods for even more insanity.

    Join our back alley mods and modding Discord for all the latest updates and community content. And don’t miss our braindance catalogue, where you can experience mind-bending adventures like never before.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Dimension Hops: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server

    BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a short manlet in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over your enemies and impressing all the ladies with your height? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your height insecurities!

    Join our server and experience the power of being over 6 feet tall in the virtual world. With our special potions and power-ups, you can grow taller than ever before and dominate the competition. No more feeling like a tiny deformed freak, now you can stand tall and proud!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with blonde NPCs just waiting for a tall, handsome player like you to sweep them off their feet. Literally! With our 5-inch leg lengthening surgery option, you’ll be strutting around like a giant among men, attracting all the white girlfriends your heart desires.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start living your tall dreams today. Who needs real-life leg lengthening surgery when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t be a manlet, be a Minecraft giant!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 86

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Blocky Love Connection: Date a Creeper Edition

    Blocky Love Connection: Date a Creeper Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and witness Mukuro, the ultimate tomboy, as she takes on the world of Minecraft like a boss. From building epic structures to battling mobs with her bare hands, there’s never a dull moment when Mukuro is around. So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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